*Time skip*
Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: shit
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: where's the body?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no body
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: shit something's happened
Little sprout 🌱: but there's no body?
AminaEM 💍: Lavinia without a body and saying shit, that's worse
MrsArcady ❤️: what's wrong Lav
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it's only just hit me that I'm getting married tomorrow
AminaEM 💍: are you excited
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: then what's the problem?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I mean she is marrying George so that explains everything. If I found out that I was marrying George tomorrow I'd go "shit time to go and die"
Little sprout 🌱: don't be mean
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm excited but I'm also bloody terrified
MrsArcady ❤️: don't worry Lav
AminaEM 💍: you will have an amazing day
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I don't doubt that but I'm scared ngl
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: did Lavinia just admit to being scared
Little sprout 🌱: 😱😱😱😱😱
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: the sky is falling
AminaEM 💍: someone get the camera's out, this will be front page news
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 📸📸📸
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I hate you all
MrsArcady ❤️: leave the poor girl alone
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: correction I hate you all apart from Hazel
MrsArcady ❤️: I love you too Lav
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what about meeee?
MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy, Alexander called you a needy twat
AminaEM 💍: he's not wrong
Little sprout 🌱: lmaoooo
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: go fuck yourself
MrsArcady ❤️: ©️©️©️
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hahaha
MrsArcady ❤️: that is copyright I'm afraid
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: go repeatedly shove a dildo into you vagina
Little sprout 🌱: ...
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm dying 🤣
AminaEM 💍: I mean technically she didn't say it...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: why would Hazel do that when she could fuck Alexander
MrsArcady ❤️: exactly if much rather fuck my husband
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮
Little sprout 🌱: ...okay
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: do you guys remember when we had that man in to talk about STDs and safe sex. We must have been year 9
AminaEM 💍: I wasn't there xoxo
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: omg yes
MrsArcady ❤️: that was hilarious
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: who was it that couldn't stop laughing when he said erect
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: me
Little sprout 🌱: of course it was
MrsArcady ❤️: I vividly remember he showed us how to put on a condom on a model penis
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: didn't he then go "it's not a dildo guys"
AminaEM 💍: lmaoooooo
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I was dying
Little sprout 🌱: you guys are so dirty minded 🙄
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: and you only just noticed...
MrsArcady ❤️: someone then said "anything can be a dildo if you want it to be"
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: again that was me 😁
AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃
Little sprout 🌱: if course it was
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: one of the teachers was trying not to laugh as he put the condom on
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh yeahhhh, I can't remember what teacher it is but all I remember is that it's one with like 3 kids
AminaEM 💍: maybe he was laughing because he probably needed that demonstration before he forgot to use a condom
MrsArcady ❤️: LMAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
Little sprout 🌱: I can't with you guys 🤦🏻♀️
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that was the funniest assembly ever
AminaEM 💍: I wish I was there
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so do I 💖
AminaEM 💍: <3
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TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈 and MrArcady 🧳 are chatting privately.
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: I'm getting married tomorrow
MrArcady 🧳: wow that is shocking information
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: 😒
MrArcady 🧳: how are you feeling?
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: very excited and nervous 😬
MrArcady 🧳: that is understandable
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: is it?
MrArcady 🧳: of course, it is a big day
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: do you have any advice?
MrArcady 🧳: Don't fuck it up
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: that was so inspiring 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
MrArcady 🧳: shall I take a bow
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: you're a twat
MrArcady 🧳: so are you