Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

AminaEM 💍: Hazel I was just looking at that guy you like

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: which one?

MrsArcady ❤️: 🤨🤨🤨

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm scared

AminaEM 💍: the X-Men guy

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ooohhh the really fit one

Little sprout 🌱: this one?


Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 😍😍😍

AminaEM 💍: yeah him, and I found a picture of him that is giving Sirius Black vibes

Bertie 🌍: show us

AminaEM 💍: I don't know if it's just me but seriously, doesn't he look like young Sirius Black

MrsArcady ❤️: holy shit he does

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: how do you know what young Sirius black looks like

Little sprout 🌱: yeah the Harry potter series is just Harry's Hogwarts years

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh Honey there's a side to the Harry Potter fandom you have never seen

MrsArcady ❤️: it's a side called
✨ f a n f i c t i o n ✨

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: Kitty reads fanfiction???

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: they are rather good

Bertie 🌍: hold up now. The four of you are marauders fans who are invested in reading and writing fanfiction

AminaEM 💍: actually there's five of us

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Really Alexander?

MrArcady 🧳: it's not me

Harold 💫: it's me

Little sprout 🌱: now that is shocking

Bertie 🌍: Harold you read/write Harry Potter fanfiction???

Harold 💫: I read, Hazel and Amina write

MrsArcady ❤️: Make sure to check out CatLover_3695 on Wattpad, I hear she has done some rather amazing Harry Potter works such as "Summer Changes" and "The Prank"

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Really Hazel 😑😑😑

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel was that shameless self promotion

MrsArcady ❤️: it was indeed 😜 *flips hair*

AminaEM 💍: Hazel 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Bertie 🌍: this is a lot of information to process

MrsArcady ❤️: well you had better process it quickly before I get bored and go back to writing a fanfic

MrArcady 🧳: 🤣🤣🤣

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lmaoo

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what are you writing next Hazel?

MrsArcady ❤️: it's a secret

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: exciting

Bertie 🌍: 😑😑😑

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Watson, how obsessed are you with fictional characters

MrsArcady ❤️: too obsessed

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: Lmao I can tell

Little sprout 🌱: George you're gonna pay for that

Harold 💫: rest in peace brother

MrsArcady ❤️: If I were in a book I'd kick you in your balls

MrArcady 🧳: it's unfortunate that we are not

MrsArcady ❤️: however since we are not in a book, I will punch you in the balls instead

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lmao

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: Lav help me

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sorry I can't

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: why not

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fanfiction calls

AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: this is very amusing

Bertie 🌍: agreed

Little sprout 🌱: it's hilarious

MrsArcady ❤️: I think you had better run

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: good idea

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Uncle Felix 😎: why has George just run out of the apartment as though he was chased by a murderer?

Bertie 🌍: was he being chased by anyone?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: not that we can see

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel

Uncle Felix 😎: no more information is needed

MrArcady 🧳: lmaoo 🤣

MrsArcady ❤️: He responded "lmao I can tell" to me saying that I was too obsessed with fictional Characters

Uncle Felix 😎: he's not wrong though

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Bad idea Fel

Bertie 🌍: RIP Uncle Felix

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you deserved it you twat

Uncle Felix 😎: oh shit

MrsArcady ❤️: Uncle Felix would you like a  second head start?

MrArcady 🧳: someone video this

Uncle Felix 😎: yes please

MrsArcady ❤️: 1

MrsArcady ❤️: 2

MrsArcady ❤️: 3

Uncle Felix 😎: I'm running

Bertie 🌍: *videoing* this is brilliant

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Bertie 🙄

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Aunt Lucy you know you want to send this to Rhys and Inspector Priestley

Aunt Lucy 🔍: true

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TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈 and Uncle Felix 😎 and are chatting privately.

Uncle Felix 😎: are you running from Hazel?

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: yes, why

Uncle Felix 😎: wait for me

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: are you running from Hazel?

Uncle Felix 😎: yes, why

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: no

Uncle Felix 😎: Please you've had to do this multiple times before

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: true but it always ends the same way

Uncle Felix 😎: I'm scared to ask but how?

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: you either get a kick in the balls or a punch in the face, depends on what you said

Uncle Felix 😎: what would you get if you said "he's not wrong though" to your message "lmao I can tell" regarding to the amount of fictional characters Hazel is obsessed with

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: maybe the balls, Maybe both if your lucky just the punch to the face. It depends on how nice Hazel is feeling

Uncle Felix 😎: fuck

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: but as Hazel is after both of us I'd say you'd get both

Uncle Felix 😎: bugger I'm now running faster than ever

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: good idea

Uncle Felix 😎: surely she can't be that quick?

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: you'd be surprised

Uncle Felix 😎: oh god



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