Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.
AminaEM 💍: Hazel I was just looking at that guy you like
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: which one?
MrsArcady ❤️: 🤨🤨🤨
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm scared
AminaEM 💍: the X-Men guy
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ooohhh the really fit one
Little sprout 🌱: this one?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 😍😍😍
AminaEM 💍: yeah him, and I found a picture of him that is giving Sirius Black vibes
Bertie 🌍: show us
AminaEM 💍: I don't know if it's just me but seriously, doesn't he look like young Sirius Black
MrsArcady ❤️: holy shit he does
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: how do you know what young Sirius black looks like
Little sprout 🌱: yeah the Harry potter series is just Harry's Hogwarts years
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh Honey there's a side to the Harry Potter fandom you have never seen
MrsArcady ❤️: it's a side called
✨ f a n f i c t i o n ✨
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: Kitty reads fanfiction???
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: they are rather good
Bertie 🌍: hold up now. The four of you are marauders fans who are invested in reading and writing fanfiction
AminaEM 💍: actually there's five of us
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Really Alexander?
MrArcady 🧳: it's not me
Harold 💫: it's me
Little sprout 🌱: now that is shocking
Bertie 🌍: Harold you read/write Harry Potter fanfiction???
Harold 💫: I read, Hazel and Amina write
MrsArcady ❤️: Make sure to check out CatLover_3695 on Wattpad, I hear she has done some rather amazing Harry Potter works such as "Summer Changes" and "The Prank"
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Really Hazel 😑😑😑
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel was that shameless self promotion
MrsArcady ❤️: it was indeed 😜 *flips hair*
AminaEM 💍: Hazel 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Bertie 🌍: this is a lot of information to process
MrsArcady ❤️: well you had better process it quickly before I get bored and go back to writing a fanfic
MrArcady 🧳: 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lmaoo
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what are you writing next Hazel?
MrsArcady ❤️: it's a secret
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: exciting
Bertie 🌍: 😑😑😑
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Watson, how obsessed are you with fictional characters
MrsArcady ❤️: too obsessed
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: Lmao I can tell
Little sprout 🌱: George you're gonna pay for that
Harold 💫: rest in peace brother
MrsArcady ❤️: If I were in a book I'd kick you in your balls
MrArcady 🧳: it's unfortunate that we are not
MrsArcady ❤️: however since we are not in a book, I will punch you in the balls instead
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lmao
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: Lav help me
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sorry I can't
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: why not
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fanfiction calls
AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: this is very amusing
Bertie 🌍: agreed
Little sprout 🌱: it's hilarious
MrsArcady ❤️: I think you had better run
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: good idea
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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.
Uncle Felix 😎: why has George just run out of the apartment as though he was chased by a murderer?
Bertie 🌍: was he being chased by anyone?
Aunt Lucy 🔍: not that we can see
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel
Uncle Felix 😎: no more information is needed
MrArcady 🧳: lmaoo 🤣
MrsArcady ❤️: He responded "lmao I can tell" to me saying that I was too obsessed with fictional Characters
Uncle Felix 😎: he's not wrong though
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Bad idea Fel
Bertie 🌍: RIP Uncle Felix
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you deserved it you twat
Uncle Felix 😎: oh shit
MrsArcady ❤️: Uncle Felix would you like a second head start?
MrArcady 🧳: someone video this
Uncle Felix 😎: yes please
MrsArcady ❤️: 1
MrsArcady ❤️: 2
MrsArcady ❤️: 3
Uncle Felix 😎: I'm running
Bertie 🌍: *videoing* this is brilliant
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Bertie 🙄
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Aunt Lucy you know you want to send this to Rhys and Inspector Priestley
Aunt Lucy 🔍: true
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TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈 and Uncle Felix 😎 and are chatting privately.
Uncle Felix 😎: are you running from Hazel?
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: yes, why
Uncle Felix 😎: wait for me
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: are you running from Hazel?
Uncle Felix 😎: yes, why
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: no
Uncle Felix 😎: Please you've had to do this multiple times before
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: true but it always ends the same way
Uncle Felix 😎: I'm scared to ask but how?
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: you either get a kick in the balls or a punch in the face, depends on what you said
Uncle Felix 😎: what would you get if you said "he's not wrong though" to your message "lmao I can tell" regarding to the amount of fictional characters Hazel is obsessed with
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: maybe the balls, Maybe both if your lucky just the punch to the face. It depends on how nice Hazel is feeling
Uncle Felix 😎: fuck
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: but as Hazel is after both of us I'd say you'd get both
Uncle Felix 😎: bugger I'm now running faster than ever
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: good idea
Uncle Felix 😎: surely she can't be that quick?
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: you'd be surprised
Uncle Felix 😎: oh god