Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.
AminaEM 💍: you know, because of the amazing tea that Hazel released, we never got to finish the conversation
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: thank you for that tea Hazel
MrsArcady ❤️: you're most welcome
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what conversation
AminaEM 💍: what is everyone up to?
Little sprout 🌱: I'm watching a film
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: ooooo what are you watching?
Little sprout 🌱: Titanic
Bertie 🌍: I love titanic
Harold 💫: you love all romance films, you're as bad as George
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: rude
AminaEM 💍: he's not wrong
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: true
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm reading
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: is the world ending 🤯🤯🤯
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: are you reading twilight?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes
Little sprout 🌱: the world is not ending then
MrsArcady ❤️: I'm also reading
MrArcady 🧳: what are you reading
Bertie 🌍: why would you ask that
Harold 💫: Hazel is what you are reading a romance?
MrsArcady ❤️: yes
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: then no one wants to know
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Guys Hazel is with me
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh
Harold 💫: so you are both reading twilight
MrsArcady ❤️: yes
Bertie 🌍: oh...that's ok then
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm annotating my copies and Hazel is re-annotaing her copies
Little sprout 🌱: sounds fun
AminaEM 💍: that does actually
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yeah I should do that with one of my murder books...
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's not a good idea
MrArcady 🧳: definitely not
MrsArcady ❤️: what my husband said
Harold 💫: I am loosely planning Bert and I's wedding
Bertie 🌍: I'm helping
Harold 💫: if you call getting distracted by every small thing every 10 seconds helping
Bertie 🌍: I do
Harold 💫: then yes you are helping
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: I wanna helppp
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is that supposed to convince me that you are not gay?
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: I'm being a good brother
MrsArcady ❤️: George you help your brother and I'll help Lav
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thanks girl
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: thank you Hazel, you are very kind.
Little sprout 🌱: Hazel, Lavinia let's you call her Lav???
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 😱😱😱
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Harold when is your wedding?
Harold 💫: February, George is getting married first
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah we're getting married after we both turn 17, December time
MrsArcady ❤️: how exciting
MrArcady 🧳: I've never been to a wedding as a guest
AminaEM 💍: hmmm I wonder why that is...
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hahaha 🤣
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TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈 and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: Hey Lav, my family has asked if you would perhaps consider wearing an Indian wedding dress at our wedding. It's ok if you don't want to though
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure, let me just have a look at what they look like
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: ok ❤️
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'll wear it
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: ok, I love you ❤️
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I love you too ❤️
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Chatting in real life
MrsArcady ❤️: so did you want to take a break from twilight and do some wedding stuff
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that sounds good. Can you help me find a dress - George asked if I would wear an Indian dress so I need some help
MrsArcady ❤️: sure I'll help, perhaps you might want to get the opinion of George's mother
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that's a good idea
MrsArcady ❤️: right, let's have a look
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Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 and Mrs Mukherjee are chatting privately.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hello Mrs Mukherjee, I don't know if George told you but I decithay I will wear an Indian wedding dress.
Mrs Mukherjee: thank you, that means the world to our family.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it's not a problem
Mrs Mukherjee: please call me Parvati
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ok, Parvati could you help me pick a wedding dress?
Mrs Mukherjee: of course, do you have any ideas?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I have 3 options
Mrs Mukherjee: seed them through then 😁
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: here you go
Mrs Mukherjee: they are all beautiful dresses
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I know, I can't decide
Mrs Mukherjee: let's have a think then discuss it again tomorrow
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: good idea, thanks Parvati
Mrs Mukherjee: no worries Lavinia
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*Author's note: put in the comments what your favourite dress is*
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TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈 and Harold 💫 are chatting privately.
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: so Harold what are you wearing to your wedding?
Harold 💫: this
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: that's nice
Harold 💫: thanks, what are you wearing on your wedding day?
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: this
Harold 💫: looks great
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: do you know what Bertie is wearing?
Harold 💫: yes, he's wearing this
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: that's nice, it will suit Bertie, the colour complements his hair colour
Harold 💫: true
Harold 💫: you sure you ain't gay George?
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: very sure thank you brother