Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.
Little sprout 🌱: which one of you dumb fuckers ate my yoghurt
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: your mum
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: hahahs
MrsArcady ❤️: wow George managed to spell something sort of correct. I could actually understand what that said
MrArcady 🧳: me too, you're right Haz it's so shocking
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: fick yoi
Harold 💫: Brother that is Lavinia's job
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hell yeah it is 😏😏😏
Little sprout 🌱: are you all dumb?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes, well most of us
Little sprout 🌱: which one of you dumb fuckers ate my yoghurt
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *eating Beanie's yoghurt* whoever did that must be a real arsehole
Little sprout 🌱: yes so who did it
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: it wasn't me
MrsArcady ❤️: Beanie who could have had the opportunity to steal your yoghurt
Little sprout 🌱: Lavinia, Amina and Kitty
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *still eating Beanie's yoghurt* wow I wonder it could have been
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Lavinia what are you eating?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: your mum
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: well it wasn't me
Little sprout 🌱: ok Kitty is ruled out
AminaEM 💍: I don't like yoghurt so why would I steal it
MrArcady 🧳: good point
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: bexsuse u mughtvw wanterd tu pinnosh bramie
MrsArcady ❤️: Harold, we require your translation services
Harold 💫: he said because you might've wanted to punish Beanie
AminaEM 💍: why would I do that
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you wouldn't
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: how do we know you aren't lying about your dislike of yoghurt
AminaEM 💍: when have you ever seen me eat yoghurt
Bertie 🌍: good point
MrArcady 🧳: Lavinia why did you eat Beanie's yoghurt
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Because I'm a bitch and I felt like it
MrsArcady ❤️: that is the most Lavinia response ever
Harold 💫: true
Little sprout 🌱: ok I'm not mad at Lavinia because she terrifies me
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: good
Little sprout 🌱: but if you ever steal my food again I will shove my foot up your arse
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: go Beanie
Little sprout 🌱: 😁
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I could not care less
Little sprout 🌱: I'd begin to care if I were you, do you want me to set Hazel on you?
MrsArcady ❤️: I am an innocent bystander don't drag me into this
Bertie 🌍: 🍿🍿🍿
Little sprout 🌱: fine
Little sprout 🌱: THIS GOES TO ALL OF YOU FUCKERS, THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE STEALS MY FOOD WILL DIND THEM WRITHING IN PAIN. BOYS I'D PROTECT YOUR BALLS AND GIRLS I'D WATCH OUT FOR MY FIST IMPALING YOU IN THE FACE
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😶
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😬😬😬
AminaEM 💍: Beanie doesn't share food
MrsArcady ❤️: nope
MrArcady 🧳: I'm scared for the sake of my balls
Bertie 🌍: same
Harold 💫: same
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: smae
MrsArcady ❤️: If anyone goes near Alexander's balls you'll be sorry
Bertie 🌍: Hazel is scarier
Little sprout 🌱: true, I'll leave Alexander's balls alone
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ugh no please kick them, we don't want any more of those pricks
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: hshahahasa
MrArcady 🧳: oi can everyone stop talking about my balls
MrsArcady ❤️: and NO ONE other than me is allowed to touch Alex's balls
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I don't think anyone would want to
AminaEM 💍: agreed
MrsArcady ❤️: and if any of you damage his balls I will make you pay - I would like to have kids with my husband after all
Little sprout 🌱: aww that's kinda cute
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I've said this once already, WE DON'T WANT ANY MINI ALEXANDER'S
Bertie 🌍: can we change the topic of conversation, I'd rather not hear about my sister's sex life
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: agrewd
MrArcady 🧳: what if our children were Mini Hazel's
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I WANT MINI HAZEL'S THEY WOULD BE SO CUTE
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so you want Hazel and Alexander to have kids but at the same time you don't
Little sprout 🌱: indecisive much
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes
Harold 💫: this is a weird conversation
AminaEM 💍: Get used to it
MrsArcady ❤️: ...
MrArcady 🧳: ...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: MOVING ON. Hazel spill details to me about your sex life later thanks bestie
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 👀
Little sprout 🌱: 👀
MrArcady 🧳: 👀
Harold 💫: 👀
Bertie 🌍: 👀
AminaEM 💍: 👀
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: ???
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT 🤬
MrsArcady ❤️: I'm sorry Lavinia, Daisy has large jealousy issues
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I can tell
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I was more talking about the fact that Lavinia called someone bestie rather than the fact that it would make Daisy pissed
Little sprout 🌱: fair enough
Harold 💫: wait George couldn't see what we said
Bertie 🌍: who cares
MrsArcady ❤️: agreed
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: sup tlthr fucj ip
AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George when are your parents give you your phone back
Harold 💫: tomorrow
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: k
MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy I'm not just your best friend
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes you are
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel's my best friend too
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: NO 👿
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: YES 😇
AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿
Little sprout 🌱: Daisy the devil, makes sense
MrArcady 🧳: Lavinia the angel, makes no sense whatsoever
MrsArcady ❤️: agreed
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🍺🍺🍺
Harold 💫: Kitty's brought out the beer, this shows how good it is
Bertie 🌍: gimme one
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ✨ n o ✨
Bertie 🌍: I hate you
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I didn't ask and I really couldn't care less 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
Little sprout 🌱: ☕☕☕
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: NO 👿
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: YESSS
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: NOOO
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: YESSS
MrsArcady ❤️: shut the fuck up the pair of you, stop fighting over me like toddlers wanting to the same toy
Harold 💫: Hazel why did you stop it, it was very entertaining 🍿🍿🍿
AminaEM 💍: agreed
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yep 🍺🍺🍺
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: say I'm your best friend
MrsArcady ❤️: fine you're my best friend
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😢😢😢
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hahaha sucker
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Little sprout 🌱: be nice
Bertie 🌍: Beanie don't stop it ☕☕☕
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MrsArcady ❤️ and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.
MrsArcady ❤️: you are also my best fri, you know that right
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: really?
MrsArcady ❤️: yes, I only agreed with Daisy to make her shut her gob
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ily Hazel
MrsArcady ❤️: ily Lav