Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.
Harold 💫: GUYYYYYS GEORGE GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN AWAY
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😭😭😭
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
MrsArcady ❤️: well that was a stupid thing to do
MrArcady 🧳: what an idiot
Little sprout 🌱: how and why?
Harold 💫: He was caught sneaking back in at 7am this morning
Bertie 🌍: LOL 🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: twat
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that was stupid
AminaEM 💍: so can he not text us at all?
Harold 💫: he can but...
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Harold 💫 added User_1 to the group chat.
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User_1: I can't read emojis, this flip phone is so sropd
User_1: stuod
MrsArcady ❤️: stupid?
User_1: yes, that
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well what does this say for you 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
User_1: it haa a box witg a crosd in ir
Little sprout 🌱: can you not spell?
User_1: I relt on autocreect
MrArcady 🧳: 🙄🙄🙄
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: same tbh
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: same I'm too lazy to type
MrsArcady ❤️: George you are typing like a grandad
User_1: I ate you axel
AminaEM 💍: you ate her???
Harold 💫: are you a cannibal 😱
User_1: no whst os thant emoji
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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 changed User_1 's name to Grandpawhocan'tspell📵
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Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: DAIZY I AN MOT A GRANDOA
MrArcady 🧳: you sure are acting like one
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: your rage loses all sense of scariness when you miss spell stuff
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: fick yoi
AminaEM 💍: this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: ???
Little sprout 🌱: this is so funny
Bertie 🌍: yep
MrsArcady ❤️: it's giving...if Steve Rogers used a phone
MrArcady 🧳: oh my days that's so accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 100%
Harold 💫: Alexander did you have any more tea
AminaEM 💍: ☕☕☕
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: ???
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: spill
MrArcady 🧳: well, Bertie did you ever find your silver bowl?
Bertie 🌍: that went missing over a year ago
MrsArcady ❤️: omg you still haven't found it
Bertie 🌍: where is it?
MrArcady 🧳: if Harold was sleeping in his own bed be would have found it
Harold 💫: fuck you
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you were sleeping together when we were all at Cambridge???
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: WHST???
Little sprout 🌱: this is interesting
Harold 💫: erm...
Bertie 🌍: yes
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: why was I not told this information
Harold 💫: because we were keeping a low profile
MrsArcady ❤️: it wasn't a low profile when Alex and I figured it out straight away
Bertie 🌍: how'd you figure it out?
MrsArcady ❤️: well you invited Daisy and I back to your room one time and I noticed some things. I was still in detective mode so it was easy. There were a pair of shoes on each side of the bed, a charging cable on each side of the bed and in the bathroom there was too razors.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: but they could have been Bertie's things
MrsArcady ❤️: Bertie what phone do you have?
Bertie 🌍: iPhone 14
MrsArcady ❤️: Harold what phone do you have
Harold 💫: Google Pixel 6
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh different cables
MrsArcady ❤️: exactly
Little sprout 🌱: clever Hazel
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good eyes Watson
MrsArcady ❤️: Bertie what size feet do you have?
Bertie 🌍: 8
MrsArcady ❤️: Harold?
Harold 💫: 9
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: different sized shoes
AminaEM 💍: you're a great detective Hazel
MrsArcady ❤️: and the razors had different colour hairs on them
MrArcady 🧳: you really weren't descrete 🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: how did you figure it out?
MrArcady 🧳: well Hazel told me and when I went to Harold's room with George, I noticed that it was very empty - few possessions scattered around, the bed hadn't been slept in and there was a small layer of dust in the bedside table
Harold 💫: it was that obvious?
MrsArcady ❤️: yes, so Bertie if you want your silver bowl back perhaps you should have been more descrete
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wow Watson that was very impressive
Little sprout 🌱: I think Hazel is a better detecithan you Daisy
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh no she didn't
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh yes she did 😍😍😍
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: o tjink thar Jazel shouls ne Poiror rathdr thsn Watsob
AminaEM 💍: Harold can you translate for us all please 🤣🤣🤣
Harold 💫: he said that Hazel should be Poirot rather than Watson
MrArcady 🧳: accurate
Bertie 🌍: I could see that
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: same
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: who the fuck is Poirot
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: Om offendes
MrsArcady ❤️: You are an uncultured bitch, how could you not know who the amazing Hercules Poirot it 🤬
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: agreed, Poirot is the best
AminaEM 💍: careful Alexander, Hazel seems to love Poirot more than you
Little sprout 🌱: fair enough
MrArcady 🧳: I don't blame her he's an amazing detective
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I still haven't got a fucking clue who he is
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: hes a famius detecuvw Agafha Xhristie write
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: English please
Harold 💫: he's an incredibly smart detective wrote by the author Agatha Christie. He is the detective in the famous novel 'murder on the Orient Express'
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh him
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: he's a good detective
Little sprout 🌱: I could see Hazel as him rather than Watson.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so Hazel is Poirot and Daisy is Holmes
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: who's smarter
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Holmes
AminaEM 💍: Poirot
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Ami you're supposed to be on my side
Harold 💫: Poirot
Bertie 🌍: it depends how you define smarter
Little sprout 🌱: I don't know
MrArcady 🧳: Poirot
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: idk
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: idk
MrsArcady ❤️: Poirot is smarter as he uses lies to appeal to other people's emotions which allows him to uncover crucial information that leads him to the conclusion of his case.
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: Poiror
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: ???