Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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Chatting in real life.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: HAZELLLLL

MrsArcady ❤️: Hey Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *hugs Hazel*

MrsArcady ❤️: good to see you too

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *let's go and stares at Alexander* ugh you're here

MrArcady 🧳: hello to you too twat head

ArrogantTwat 🌝: I thought that was me. Hey Hazel, hey Alex

MrArcady 🧳: true

MrsArcady ❤️: Hello George

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hey, how was the honeymoon?

MrsArcady ❤️: it was great thanks

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel, Alexander welcome back

Bertie 🌍: ah my favourite siblings how nice to see you

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm offended

Bertie 🌍: good

Harold 💫: hello you two

Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello Hazel dear, hello Alexander

MrsArcady ❤️: hello everyone

MrArcady 🧳: hey y'all

Uncle Felix 😎: let's go inside them we can bear all about your trip

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm not sure you want to uncle

ArrogantTwat 🌝: she has a point

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *brushes her hair out of her face*

MrsArcady ❤️: NO WAY

Bertie 🌍: what

MrsArcady ❤️: *stares at George and Lavina*

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel how on earth...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *whispers to George however everyone heard* holy shit she's good

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I there is information I do not know

Harold 💫: spill the fucking tea ☕☕☕

MrArcady 🧳: So that's where George gets it from

MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: Hazel what did you discover

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel zip it 🤐

MrsArcady ❤️: alright chill your tits I wasn't going to say anything

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what's going on

ArrogantTwat 🌝: nothing, mind your business

Aunt Lucy 🔍: come on inside everyone

*They all walk inside*

Uncle Felix 😎: so Hazel, Alexander what did you do on your Honeymoon

MrArcady 🧳: we went to the beach every day, we went to the Eden project, we went on walks in the countryside

Aunt Lucy 🔍: sounds lovely

Bertie 🌍: yes it sounds amazing

MrsArcady ❤️: we were so lucky, the weather was amazing

-----

Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so basically you had sex at every possible occasion

Harold 💫: that's what I was gonna say

MrArcady 🧳: 😳😳😳

MrsArcady ❤️: 😳😳😳

ArrogantTwat 🌝: they aren't denying it though...

Little sprout 🌱: what's going on?

Bertie 🌍: Hazel and Alexander are back from their honeymoon so we were asking them what they did

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: according to Alexander, they went to the beach every day, went to the Eden project and went in walks in the countryside

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: when in reality they probably just stayed in the hotel and had sex

MrArcady 🧳: hey we are on this chat

AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿

MrsArcady ❤️: no we did not just have sex, we did do all the things Alexander said

ArrogantTwat 🌝: that's shocking

Harold 💫: indeed

Little sprout 🌱: Harold why don't you go fuck Bertie

Bertie 🌍: yes please

Harold 💫: was that supposed to be a punishment because of so I'd happily do it

Little sprout 🌱: well I didn't want to tell you to go fuck yourself because that's weird

ArrogantTwat 🌝: ...

Little sprout 🌱: George I know you have probably spent a lot of time wanking in the bathroom but it's weird. If you want to fuck someone so badly go fuck Lavinia

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: please do

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beanie 😳

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is it just me who is still not used to Beanie not being innocent

AminaEM 💍: it's not just you babe

MrArcady 🧳: nope it's not just you Daisy

MrsArcady ❤️: has there been any tea since Alex and I were away

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Lav and I are engaged

MrsArcady ❤️: I asked for shocking news

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lmao

Harold 💫: WHATTT

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well this is interesting

Little sprout 🌱: congratulations 🥳🥳🥳

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: congratulations

MrArcady 🧳: I dibs being best man

Harold 💫: 😒

AminaEM 💍: congrats

Bertie 🌍: yh congrats

MrsArcady ❤️: congratulations

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thx every 1

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so Lavinia who's gonna be your maid of honour?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: ME?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes, if that's ok with you

MrsArcady ❤️: I'd be honoured

Little sprout 🌱: show us the ring

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: alr

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's nice

AminaEM 💍: it's beautiful

MrsArcady ❤️: stunning

Bertie 🌍: that's a nice ring

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I love it

Little sprout 🌱: it's amazing

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thx

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: George being able to pick out a nice ring is shocking but at the same time not - he always does choose fashion over friends

ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😒😒😒

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Chatting in real life

Uncle Felix 😎: why has Harold just fainted

MrArcady 🧳: so that's where George gets his flair for dramatics from

ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😒😒😒

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George and I are engaged

Aunt Lucy 🔍: congratulations 👏🏻

Uncle Felix 😎: congrats, welcome to the family

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thanks Felix

Bertie 🌍: *kisses Harold on the head*

Harold 💫: what happened

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you fainted

Harold 💫: oh

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Chatting on 'Fucking twats'.

MrsArcady ❤️: any other news?

Little sprout 🌱: Kitty and I had sex

MrsArcady ❤️: OMG CONGRATULATIONS

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wow this is interesting

AminaEM 💍: ☕☕☕

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Beanie you've changed

Little sprout 🌱: the fuck you gonna do about it

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🥵🥵🥵

Harold 💫: I love the new Beanie

MrArcady 🧳: same 🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: same

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: same 🥵🥵🥵

MrsArcady ❤️: same

ArrogantTwat 🌝: I hate you all

AminaEM 💍: no you don't

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: true

ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😒😒😒

MrArcady 🧳: is that your only reaction George 😒😒😒

ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😒😒😒

Bertie 🌍: I'd take that as a yes Alexander

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