Chatting in real life.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: HAZELLLLL
MrsArcady ❤️: Hey Daisy
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *hugs Hazel*
MrsArcady ❤️: good to see you too
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *let's go and stares at Alexander* ugh you're here
MrArcady 🧳: hello to you too twat head
ArrogantTwat 🌝: I thought that was me. Hey Hazel, hey Alex
MrArcady 🧳: true
MrsArcady ❤️: Hello George
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hey, how was the honeymoon?
MrsArcady ❤️: it was great thanks
Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel, Alexander welcome back
Bertie 🌍: ah my favourite siblings how nice to see you
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm offended
Bertie 🌍: good
Harold 💫: hello you two
Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello Hazel dear, hello Alexander
MrsArcady ❤️: hello everyone
MrArcady 🧳: hey y'all
Uncle Felix 😎: let's go inside them we can bear all about your trip
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm not sure you want to uncle
ArrogantTwat 🌝: she has a point
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *brushes her hair out of her face*
MrsArcady ❤️: NO WAY
Bertie 🌍: what
MrsArcady ❤️: *stares at George and Lavina*
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel how on earth...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *whispers to George however everyone heard* holy shit she's good
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I there is information I do not know
Harold 💫: spill the fucking tea ☕☕☕
MrArcady 🧳: So that's where George gets it from
MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: Hazel what did you discover
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel zip it 🤐
MrsArcady ❤️: alright chill your tits I wasn't going to say anything
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what's going on
ArrogantTwat 🌝: nothing, mind your business
Aunt Lucy 🔍: come on inside everyone
*They all walk inside*
Uncle Felix 😎: so Hazel, Alexander what did you do on your Honeymoon
MrArcady 🧳: we went to the beach every day, we went to the Eden project, we went on walks in the countryside
Aunt Lucy 🔍: sounds lovely
Bertie 🌍: yes it sounds amazing
MrsArcady ❤️: we were so lucky, the weather was amazing
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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so basically you had sex at every possible occasion
Harold 💫: that's what I was gonna say
MrArcady 🧳: 😳😳😳
MrsArcady ❤️: 😳😳😳
ArrogantTwat 🌝: they aren't denying it though...
Little sprout 🌱: what's going on?
Bertie 🌍: Hazel and Alexander are back from their honeymoon so we were asking them what they did
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: according to Alexander, they went to the beach every day, went to the Eden project and went in walks in the countryside
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: when in reality they probably just stayed in the hotel and had sex
MrArcady 🧳: hey we are on this chat
AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿
MrsArcady ❤️: no we did not just have sex, we did do all the things Alexander said
ArrogantTwat 🌝: that's shocking
Harold 💫: indeed
Little sprout 🌱: Harold why don't you go fuck Bertie
Bertie 🌍: yes please
Harold 💫: was that supposed to be a punishment because of so I'd happily do it
Little sprout 🌱: well I didn't want to tell you to go fuck yourself because that's weird
ArrogantTwat 🌝: ...
Little sprout 🌱: George I know you have probably spent a lot of time wanking in the bathroom but it's weird. If you want to fuck someone so badly go fuck Lavinia
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: please do
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beanie 😳
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is it just me who is still not used to Beanie not being innocent
AminaEM 💍: it's not just you babe
MrArcady 🧳: nope it's not just you Daisy
MrsArcady ❤️: has there been any tea since Alex and I were away
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Lav and I are engaged
MrsArcady ❤️: I asked for shocking news
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lmao
Harold 💫: WHATTT
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well this is interesting
Little sprout 🌱: congratulations 🥳🥳🥳
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: congratulations
MrArcady 🧳: I dibs being best man
Harold 💫: 😒
AminaEM 💍: congrats
Bertie 🌍: yh congrats
MrsArcady ❤️: congratulations
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thx every 1
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so Lavinia who's gonna be your maid of honour?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel
MrsArcady ❤️: ME?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes, if that's ok with you
MrsArcady ❤️: I'd be honoured
Little sprout 🌱: show us the ring
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: alr
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's nice
AminaEM 💍: it's beautiful
MrsArcady ❤️: stunning
Bertie 🌍: that's a nice ring
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I love it
Little sprout 🌱: it's amazing
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thx
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: George being able to pick out a nice ring is shocking but at the same time not - he always does choose fashion over friends
ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😒😒😒
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Chatting in real life
Uncle Felix 😎: why has Harold just fainted
MrArcady 🧳: so that's where George gets his flair for dramatics from
ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😒😒😒
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George and I are engaged
Aunt Lucy 🔍: congratulations 👏🏻
Uncle Felix 😎: congrats, welcome to the family
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thanks Felix
Bertie 🌍: *kisses Harold on the head*
Harold 💫: what happened
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you fainted
Harold 💫: oh
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Chatting on 'Fucking twats'.
MrsArcady ❤️: any other news?
Little sprout 🌱: Kitty and I had sex
MrsArcady ❤️: OMG CONGRATULATIONS
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wow this is interesting
AminaEM 💍: ☕☕☕
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Beanie you've changed
Little sprout 🌱: the fuck you gonna do about it
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🥵🥵🥵
Harold 💫: I love the new Beanie
MrArcady 🧳: same 🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: same
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: same 🥵🥵🥵
MrsArcady ❤️: same
ArrogantTwat 🌝: I hate you all
AminaEM 💍: no you don't
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: true
ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😒😒😒
MrArcady 🧳: is that your only reaction George 😒😒😒
ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😒😒😒
Bertie 🌍: I'd take that as a yes Alexander