Chatting on 'Fucking twats'.
MrsArcady ❤️ added Bertie 🌍 and
Harold 💫 to the group chat.
MrArcady 🧳: hello you 2
Harold 💫: hello Alexander
Bertie 🌍: greetings everyone
Harold 💫: so it appears we have learnt some rather... interesting information
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel I hate you so much
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Alex I hate you so much
AminaEM 💍: calm your 3 tits George.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣
Little sprout 🌱: hahaha
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🍿🍿🍿
Harold 💫: We have learnt:
1) my brother has 3 nipples
2) my brother likes Mamma Mia!
3) The underwear on the telephone pole near the balcony on Felix's apartment was from when my future sister in law was having sex with her girlfriend.
4) My other future sister in law likes to read smut
5) my future sister in law's husband (my little brother) also enjoys reading smut so that he can be the best husband ever.
MrsArcady ❤️: accurate
ArrogantTwat 🌝: it sounds even worse when you say it Harold
Bertie 🌍: well Harry is just more responsible so if course it sounds worse
MrArcady 🧳: responsible...good joke
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I feel the need to get the popcorn out 🍿🍿🍿
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: time for me to put the kettle on ☕☕☕
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Kitty that was the most British thing to say
AminaEM 💍: very true
Harold 💫: Alexander I'm offended, I am very responsible
MrArcady 🧳: says the person who is part of a society for climbing the buildings that are apart of your University
Little sprout 🌱: that is a very stupid thing to do
Harold 💫: Alexander you may be my brother however you sure are a bellend
MrArcady 🧳: I may be a bellend however you are a knobhead
Harold 💫: bellend
MrArcady 🧳: knobhead
Harold 💫: bellend
MrArcady 🧳: knobhead
Harold 💫: Bellend
MrArcady 🧳: knobhead
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🍿🍿🍿
MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣
ArrogantTwat 🌝: the fact that neither of them were born in this country and they are using the most British insults ever makes this hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: agreed
Harold 💫: bellend
MrArcady 🧳: knobhead
Harold 💫: bellend
MrArcady 🧳: knobhead
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: will both of you wankers shut up
Harold 💫: Alexander did she just have the audacity to call us wankers?
MrArcady 🧳: she did, she did
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: alright bellend and knobhead shut your mouths
Harold 💫: 🤐
MrArcady 🧳: 🤐
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy it was beginning to get even better ☕☕☕
Little sprout 🌱: thank goodness no one is being mean anymore
MrsArcady ❤️: that was hilarious
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Alexander do you have anymore dirt on the others 😏
AminaEM 💍: Lavinia I would never have taken you to be such a gossip
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: she likes to know so that she can use it as blackmail
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: very true
MrArcady 🧳: when Kitty was sad, she'd cuddle a teddy that had a picture of Beanie on it to help her sleep
Little sprout 🌱: awwww that's so cute
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Alexander I hate you
ArrogantTwat 🌝: that's a bit creepy
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: sorry I can't hear you, all I hear is Mamma Mia!
MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: Alexander how have you found out all this amazing gossip
MrsArcady ❤️: ...
Bertie 🌍: of course Hazel
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel how did you find out all this dirt
MrsArcady ❤️: simple observation skills, a little digging around and eavesdropping
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: how could you listen in on so many conversations without us noticing
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: omg I know how she did it 🤣🤣🤣
Little sprout 🌱: how
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: she's listen unnoticed when she's reading her bloody Smuts
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: of course, no one pays attention to Hazel when she's reading as you know you won't get an answer
ArrogantTwat 🌝: that makes so much sense
MrsArcady ❤️: well done you cracked the case. You really are Sherlock Holmes
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🙄🙄🙄
MrArcady 🧳: Amina writes fanfictions
AminaEM 💍: yeah and what
MrArcady 🧳: just an interesting piece of information
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oooo what are they about
AminaEM 💍: oh erm don't worry
MrsArcady ❤️: wait I found it. It was written in December. It's about a character called Ami and a character called Daisy. There on a ship together...
ArrogantTwat 🌝: OMG 🤣
Bertie 🌍: this is entertaining
Little sprout 🌱: wait Hazel how did you find it so fast?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah Hazel
MrsArcady ❤️: I have no shame in admitting that I have wattpad
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what do you read on wattpad
MrsArcady ❤️: worse stuff than the books I own
Harold 💫: does anyone have any bleach
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: HAZEL 😳
Little sprout 🌱: I'm so glad I'm still kind of innocent as I don't think I want to know what's going on
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: no you don't
ArrogantTwat 🌝: when did you start reading... explicit stuff
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I can answer that one, it was when she first developed a crush on Alexander
Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣
Harold 💫: for some reason I'm not surprised
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Kitty are you loving this just as much as I am?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: definitely
☕☕☕
AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿
MrsArcady ❤️: Do you remember the first time we met Miss Austin
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes
Bertie 🌍: yeah
Little sprout 🌱: yes, why
Harold 💫: who?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Miss Austin was how Lucy first introduced herself to us, she was undercover for Felix.
MrsArcady ❤️: well one day, while we were investigating Mr Curtis' murder, I walked in on them snogging
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Why didn't you tell me?
MrsArcady ❤️: it wasn't my place to
AminaEM 💍: why are you spilling it now then?
MrsArcady ❤️: why not. Plus it was years ago.
MrArcady 🧳: Fair enough
ArrogantTwat 🌝: yeah fair enough