I'mthebestpersonever 💖 changed the group chat name to 'Fucking twats'.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that is accurate given that I'm fucking George, Hazel's fucking Alexander and Amina is fucking Daisy
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: true
AminaEM 💍: true
Little sprout 🌱: I'm just going to assume that was mean, Lavinia don't be mean
MrArcady 🧳: hey
ArrogantTwat 🌝: oi Lav that's not true
MrsArcady ❤️: it isn't true about Alexander
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel you lowered your standards to be with him
MrsArcady ❤️: that's not true
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yeah it is, look at the books you read
MrsArcady ❤️: ummmm 😳
ArrogantTwat 🌝: what does Hazel read 😏
Little sprout 🌱: I don't know
MrArcady 🧳: you DON'T know 🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no, I am intrigued
MrsArcady ❤️: uh oh
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: our little Hazel, the one we thought was one of the most innocent in our group 😇
ArrogantTwat 🌝: hate to break it to you Daisy but Hazel ain't innocent
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: No she isn't however the books she reads really shows how innocent she isn't
Little sprout 🌱: what does Hazel read
MrArcady 🧳: it this about Hazel's...explicit romance books
MrsArcady ❤️: ALEX 😠
ArrogantTwat 🌝: OMG HAZEL READS SMUT
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: this is brilliant
MrsArcady ❤️: Lavinia how about you fuck off and read twilight
AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Alexander I'd tread carefully, Hazel already lowered her standards to be with you
MrsArcady ❤️: not true
Little sprout 🌱: I'm lost, what is smut?
MrArcady 🧳: you don't want to know Beanie
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel are you saying you would rather be with Alexander than idk Aaron Warner, Atlas Corrigan ect...
MrsArcady ❤️: yes
MrArcady 🧳: I liked it ends with us and the shatter me series
ArrogantTwat 🌝: now this is good ☕☕☕
AminaEM 💍: ALEXANDER YOU'VE READ AOME OF HAZEL'S SMUT
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: holy shit this is amazing blackmail
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I agree
Little sprout 🌱: I have no idea what's going on
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Don't worry babe
Little sprout 🌱: ok
ArrogantTwat 🌝: So Alex, you and Hazel share a passion for reading... explicit books
MrsArcady ❤️: I don't only read romance novels, I read murder ones as well
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel here is the top 3 books on your to-read pile
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Erotic fiction
ArrogantTwat 🌝: HAZEL WONG
MrsArcady ❤️: It's Arcady now bitch
I'mthebestpersonever 💖:
Little sprout 🌱: OMG I saw that book, I didn't pick it up though
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: good, you wouldn't have liked it Beans
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hazel your taste is...quite something
ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😳😳😳
I'mthebestpersonever 💖:
MrsArcady ❤️: see not all romance
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'd be disappointed to find out that it isn't actually a guide to murder
ArrogantTwat 🌝: funny a murder series that includes romance
MrsArcady ❤️: this is the most... appropriate
MrArcady 🧳: hahaha
Little sprout 🌱: oh yes, Alexander didn't you say you had read some of Hazel's books
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ahh yes, the shatter me series and it ends with us. Two very explicit books
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Alex I have to ask, why?
MrArcady 🧳: well one thing I have learnt from reading Hazel's books is that fictional me written by women are just better than real people
MrsArcady ❤️: facts
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 100% true
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: he's right
ArrogantTwat 🌝: I'm sorry I'm not Edward Cullen
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😒😒😒
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: why would you want a man anyway
AminaEM 💍: true
Little sprout 🌱: I don't care what a person is so long as they are nice
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's what makes you the person you are Beans
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Anyway we got sidetracked, continue telling us why your read some of Hazel's smut Alexander
MrsArcady ❤️: it isn't smut it's Romance
MrArcady 🧳: Whenever Hazel and I would message before we got together, we would always talk about books. She would always rave on and on about the fictional characters she had a crush on so I decided to read the books she loved and see what she liked about the fictional men. When I realised I had a crush on Hazel I decided that if we ever ended up getting together, I would be the man she wished she could have. The sweet, intelligent, good looking, thoughtful and caring man.
Little sprout 🌱: Awww that's so cute
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: just saying, you failed one part
MrsArcady ❤️: no he didn't, he is the best Husband in the world and he was the best boyfriend ever and the most amazing fiancé ever.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: he failed the intelligent part
ArrogantTwat 🌝: hahahaha 🤣
MrsArcady ❤️: hey stop bullying my husband
MrArcady 🧳: it's ok Haz, I have dirt I can release
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: this is about to get good ☕☕☕
AminaEM 💍: you read my mind best friend 🍿🍿🍿
MrArcady 🧳: George is obsessed with Mamma Mia!
ArrogantTwat 🌝: you bitch
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Little sprout 🌱: haha
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ☕☕☕
AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿
MrsArcady ❤️: Mamma Mia, here I go again
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: My my, how can I resist you?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Mamma Mia, does it show again?
AminaEM 💍: My my, just how much I've missed you
Little sprout 🌱: yes I've been broken hearted
MrArcady 🧳: Blue since the day we parted
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Why, why did I ever let you go
MrsArcady ❤️: Mamma Mia, now I really know
ArrogantTwat 🌝: fuck off you twats
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: George you ruined it
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this is priceless blackmail 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: agreed
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Lav you're supposed to be in my side
MrArcady 🧳: Did you know that the underwear on the telephone pole is Daisy's from when she got drunk and had sex with Amina
MrsArcady ❤️: ☕☕☕
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ALEXANDER 🤬
Little sprout 🌱: oh my goodness
MrsArcady ❤️: BEST BLACKMAIL MATERIAL EVERRRR 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: agreed 🤣🤣🤣
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: *thinking about something*
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Kitty are you wishing the underwear was yours from when you had sex with Beanie
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 😳😳😳
Little sprout 🌱: I wouldn't mind
MrsArcady ❤️: *drops cup of tea*
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😱😱😱
AminaEM 💍: holy shit
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: OMG
MrArcady 🧳: wow
ArrogantTwat 🌝: BEANIE DESCENDED TO THE DARK SIDE
AminaEM 💍: George there was no need to reference star wars, you should have referenced Mamma Mia! instead
ArrogantTwat 🌝: 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
MrsArcady ❤️: Beanie you are now officially no longer innocent
Little sprout 🌱: thank fuck
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🥵🥵🥵
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you broke Kitty
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Alexander I still hate you
ArrogantTwat 🌝: same
MrArcady 🧳: you're gonna hate me even more after I devulge the fact that George has a third nipple
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so that's what that little thing was
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: WHAT
Little sprout 🌱: show us
ArrogantTwat 🌝: NOOO
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I can't believe going to say this but whip it out
ArrogantTwat 🌝: no it doesn't do anything
MrsArcady ❤️: as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Alex I hate you
MrArcady 🧳: hey if I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me
MrsArcady ❤️: cough cough
MrArcady 🧳: apart from you Haz
Little sprout 🌱: this is amazing
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: you read my mind babe
AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you are loving this aren't you AminaEM
AminaEM 💍: hell yeah 🤣
MrsArcady ❤️: Hey I wonder what Bertie and Harold would say about all of this
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel if you dare
ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel don't you dare
AminaEM 💍: do it Hazel do it
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: please do it
Little sprout 🌱: 🍿🍿🍿
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I've rubbed off on you Beans haven't I
Little sprout 🌱: yep
MrArcady 🧳: you were too late, they are in the same room as us, Bertie has been looking over Hazel's shoulder this whole time
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh fuck that nosey dickhead will have told Harold
ArrogantTwat 🌝: oh shit
MrsArcady ❤️: this is the best conversation we have ever had in this group chat 🤣
MrArcady 🧳: definitely 🤣🤣🤣