Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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By CatLover_3695

Longarms 🇺🇸 and MrsArcady ❤️ are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: the train is booked

MrsArcady ❤️: great!

Longarms 🇺🇸: this is going to be really fun, just the 2 of us away on our own

MrsArcady ❤️: I know I can't wait

Longarms 🇺🇸: we should ask Felix for his permission to go

MrsArcady ❤️: true, I'll message on the family chat now

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok, love you babe ❤️

MrsArcady ❤️: I love you too ❤️

-----

Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

MrsArcady ❤️: Uncle Felix, Aunt Lucy can I ask you something?

Uncle Felix 😎: of course Hazel what is it?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: what is it Hazel?

MrsArcady ❤️: from the 14th of August to the 20th of August, may Alex and I go away together

Bertie 🌍: why?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: alone?

Uncle Felix 😎: I don't see why not, where do you want to go?

MrsArcady ❤️: Cornwall

Aunt Lucy 🔍: very well you can go away together

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you so much

Bertie 🌍: why are you going away together?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: can I go away with Amina

Uncle Felix 😎: no you're not trusted

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: then why's Hazel trusted

MrsArcady ❤️: I'm not the one who people thought died

Aunt Lucy 🔍: true

Bertie 🌍: why are Hazel and Alexander going away on their own together?

Longarms 🇺🇸: it's our honeymoon

Bertie 🌍: ohhhhhhhh

Uncle Felix 😎: it sounds like a lovely Honeymoon

MrsArcady ❤️: thank you

Bertie 🌍: now I feel stupid for not seeing it

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well you are stupid so...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Daisy don't be mean

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

Uncle Felix 😎: Troublesome child 🙄

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what me? Never

Aunt Lucy 🔍: ...

MrsArcady ❤️: bahahahaha that's a funny joke

Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: Daisy people thought you died

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...so

MrsArcady ❤️: it took a lot of effort to sort out the whole "Daisy Wells is dead oh wait a minute she isn't" shenanigan

Aunt Lucy 🔍: exactly

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel is correct

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

Bertie 🌍: Hazel did you tell your father that you got married

MrsArcady ❤️: I did

Aunt Lucy 🔍: what did he say?

MrsArcady ❤️:

Bertie 🌍: what a dickhead

Uncle Felix 😎: so he didn't like your first dance

Longarms 🇺🇸: I can't think why, it was amazing

Aunt Lucy 🔍: does your father ever learn

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: He's a twat

MrsArcady ❤️: no he didn't Uncle Lucy. No he doesn't Aunt Lucy. Daisy, Bertie you are very accurate and Alex I agree our first dance was amazing.

Bertie 🌍: Hazel I love the way you use sarcasm to make your father look stupid

MrsArcady ❤️: why thank you, I'm rather fond of it myself.

Uncle Felix 😎: You sent him the video of our dance?

MrsArcady ❤️: I did, he deserved to see it to know what he missed out on because he was a dick

Uncle Felix 😎: Why'd you ask me to dance with you in the first place?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: you don't know?

Bertie 🌍: how thick are you Uncle

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: when they say how stupid can you get, they don't mean it as a competition.

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh my days 🤦🏼‍♂️

Uncle Felix 😎: what, it's a legitimate question?

MrsArcady ❤️: Uncle Felix, I asked you to dance with me because you are a
father/uncle figure to me and I love you.

Aunt Lucy 🔍: awwww

Bertie 🌍: Uncle Felix just fainted

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what a twat

Longarms 🇺🇸: well it appears that we have found where Daisy gets her flair for dramatics from

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

MrsArcady ❤️: oi no flipping off my husband, besides you know it's true Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Longarms 🇺🇸: out no flipping off my wife

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Daisy behave

Bertie 🌍: Daisy it's true

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you all

MrsArcady ❤️: no you don't xoxo

Uncle Felix 😎: what happened

Aunt Lucy 🔍: you fainted dear

Bertie 🌍: it was hilarious

Uncle Felix 😎: oh

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣

MrsArcady ❤️: should I send the rest of the conversation with my father?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sure

MrsArcady ❤️:


Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: go Hazel

Uncle Felix 😎: how did he only just realise that he fucked up?

MrsArcady ❤️: he can be a dumb fuck

Longarms 🇺🇸: you don't say

Aunt Lucy 🔍: you are scary Hazel

Bertie 🌍: yeah she's terrifying

Uncle Felix 😎: Alexander be careful not to make Hazel angry, I don't think you'd make it out alive if you did

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's the dream

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy 😡

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shit got to go

Bertie 🌍: lmao 🤣

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