Longarms 🇺🇸 and MrsArcady ❤️ are chatting privately.
Longarms 🇺🇸: the train is booked
MrsArcady ❤️: great!
Longarms 🇺🇸: this is going to be really fun, just the 2 of us away on our own
MrsArcady ❤️: I know I can't wait
Longarms 🇺🇸: we should ask Felix for his permission to go
MrsArcady ❤️: true, I'll message on the family chat now
Longarms 🇺🇸: ok, love you babe ❤️
MrsArcady ❤️: I love you too ❤️
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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.
MrsArcady ❤️: Uncle Felix, Aunt Lucy can I ask you something?
Uncle Felix 😎: of course Hazel what is it?
Aunt Lucy 🔍: what is it Hazel?
MrsArcady ❤️: from the 14th of August to the 20th of August, may Alex and I go away together
Bertie 🌍: why?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: alone?
Uncle Felix 😎: I don't see why not, where do you want to go?
MrsArcady ❤️: Cornwall
Aunt Lucy 🔍: very well you can go away together
Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you so much
Bertie 🌍: why are you going away together?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: can I go away with Amina
Uncle Felix 😎: no you're not trusted
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: then why's Hazel trusted
MrsArcady ❤️: I'm not the one who people thought died
Aunt Lucy 🔍: true
Bertie 🌍: why are Hazel and Alexander going away on their own together?
Longarms 🇺🇸: it's our honeymoon
Bertie 🌍: ohhhhhhhh
Uncle Felix 😎: it sounds like a lovely Honeymoon
MrsArcady ❤️: thank you
Bertie 🌍: now I feel stupid for not seeing it
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well you are stupid so...
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Daisy don't be mean
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒
Uncle Felix 😎: Troublesome child 🙄
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what me? Never
Aunt Lucy 🔍: ...
MrsArcady ❤️: bahahahaha that's a funny joke
Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣
Longarms 🇺🇸: Daisy people thought you died
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...so
MrsArcady ❤️: it took a lot of effort to sort out the whole "Daisy Wells is dead oh wait a minute she isn't" shenanigan
Aunt Lucy 🔍: exactly
Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel is correct
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒
Bertie 🌍: Hazel did you tell your father that you got married
MrsArcady ❤️: I did
Aunt Lucy 🔍: what did he say?
MrsArcady ❤️:
Bertie 🌍: what a dickhead
Uncle Felix 😎: so he didn't like your first dance
Longarms 🇺🇸: I can't think why, it was amazing
Aunt Lucy 🔍: does your father ever learn
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: He's a twat
MrsArcady ❤️: no he didn't Uncle Lucy. No he doesn't Aunt Lucy. Daisy, Bertie you are very accurate and Alex I agree our first dance was amazing.
Bertie 🌍: Hazel I love the way you use sarcasm to make your father look stupid
MrsArcady ❤️: why thank you, I'm rather fond of it myself.
Uncle Felix 😎: You sent him the video of our dance?
MrsArcady ❤️: I did, he deserved to see it to know what he missed out on because he was a dick
Uncle Felix 😎: Why'd you ask me to dance with you in the first place?
Aunt Lucy 🔍: you don't know?
Bertie 🌍: how thick are you Uncle
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: when they say how stupid can you get, they don't mean it as a competition.
Longarms 🇺🇸: oh my days 🤦🏼♂️
Uncle Felix 😎: what, it's a legitimate question?
MrsArcady ❤️: Uncle Felix, I asked you to dance with me because you are a
father/uncle figure to me and I love you.
Aunt Lucy 🔍: awwww
Bertie 🌍: Uncle Felix just fainted
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what a twat
Longarms 🇺🇸: well it appears that we have found where Daisy gets her flair for dramatics from
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
MrsArcady ❤️: oi no flipping off my husband, besides you know it's true Daisy
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Longarms 🇺🇸: out no flipping off my wife
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Daisy behave
Bertie 🌍: Daisy it's true
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you all
MrsArcady ❤️: no you don't xoxo
Uncle Felix 😎: what happened
Aunt Lucy 🔍: you fainted dear
Bertie 🌍: it was hilarious
Uncle Felix 😎: oh
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣
MrsArcady ❤️: should I send the rest of the conversation with my father?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sure
MrsArcady ❤️:
Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: go Hazel
Uncle Felix 😎: how did he only just realise that he fucked up?
MrsArcady ❤️: he can be a dumb fuck
Longarms 🇺🇸: you don't say
Aunt Lucy 🔍: you are scary Hazel
Bertie 🌍: yeah she's terrifying
Uncle Felix 😎: Alexander be careful not to make Hazel angry, I don't think you'd make it out alive if you did
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's the dream
MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy 😡
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shit got to go
Bertie 🌍: lmao 🤣