Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so Hazel how is married life treating you
Hazelnut 💗: I mean it's only just begun
Little sprout 🌱: how is it going so far
Hazelnut 💗: it's perfect
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: have you had sex yet
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no no no don't answer that I really don't want to know
AminaEM 💍: Lavina 🤨
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Hazelnut 💗 changed her name to MrsArcady❤️
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MrsArcady ❤️: the answer is no Lavinia, Alexander and I have not had sex
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: thank god
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: aww were you jealous Daisy?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shut up
Little sprout 🌱: jealous of what?
AminaEM 💍: Don't worry Beanie, you should stay innocent
Little sprout 🌱: ok 😇
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: seriously Daisy, were you jealous
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😳😳😳
AminaEM 💍: 😏😏😏
MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🍿🍿🍿
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ha knew it
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you
Little sprout 🌱: what did Lavinia know?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: don't worry babe ❤️
Little sprout 🌱: ok ❤️
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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.
MrsArcady ❤️: so I told my father that I got married.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what did he say
Little sprout 🌱: how'd it go
AminaEM 💍: did it go well?
MrsArcady ❤️:
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so he didn't like your dance
ArrogantTwat 🌝: how disappointing
Longarms 🇺🇸: yes, I thought out dance was amazing
MrsArcady ❤️: it was Alex he's just a twat
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: true
MrsArcady ❤️: there's more
Little sprout 🌱: what a cocksucker
MrsArcady ❤️: ...
Longarms 🇺🇸: ...
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...
ArrogantTwat 🌝: ...
AminaEM 💍: ...
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what the fuck just happened
MrsArcady ❤️: Beanie, you swore?
Little sprout 🌱: I know, it felt good
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: no my precious beanie baby is becoming less innocent 😭
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well this is shocking
MrsArcady ❤️: here's the next part
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: go Hazel
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: slayyyy Hazel 💅🏻
Longarms 🇺🇸: Wooo you rock babe
AminaEM 💍: Hazel you are such a icon
ArrogantTwat 🌝: this is hilarious 🤣
Little sprout 🌱: well done Hazel, he deserved it
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Hazel you are brave
MrsArcady ❤️: 🥰🥰🥰
Little sprout 🌱: is there more
MrsArcady ❤️: this is the last bit
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you are scary Hazel
ArrogantTwat 🌝: yep, I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of your wife Alex if I were you as we all know who's gonna win
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well unless they are trying to compete for the trophy of who can reach something of the highest shelf
Little sprout 🌱: LAVINIA
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣
AminaEM 💍: oh my days 🤣
Longarms 🇺🇸: oi don't insult my wife like that
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I wasn't insulting her, merely stating the obvious
MrsArcady ❤️: Lavinia Hannah Temple
ArrogantTwat 🌝: 🍿🍿🍿
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣
Little sprout 🌱: 👀👀👀
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🍿🍿🍿
AminaEM 💍: 👀👀👀
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🍿🍿🍿
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ah shit
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well it was fun while it lasted
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George if I don't make it out alive I love you ❤️❤️❤️
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hold up did Lavina just do a heart
Little sprout 🌱: not just 1 she did 3
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 😱😱😱
Longarms 🇺🇸: well this is shocking
AminaEM 💍: yep
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
ArrogantTwat 🌝: I love you too ❤️❤️❤️
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤢🤢🤢
MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Longarms 🇺🇸: you ok Haz?
MrsArcady ❤️: no this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Little sprout 🌱: what's hilarious?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: were you not mad at me?
MrsArcady ❤️: no I just wanted to scare you, it was the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😑😑😑
MrsArcady ❤️: *falls over from laughing so much*
Longarms 🇺🇸: *catches Hazel*
ArrogantTwat 🌝: ok that was kinda funny
Little sprout 🌱: yeah it was
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: it wasn't just funny, it was hilarious
AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: best thing ever
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fuck you
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: no thanks
Little sprout 🌱: even though I have no idea what you mean, I'm gonna say no
Longarms 🇺🇸: no way I'm married
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no thanks
MrsArcady ❤️: no way, I'm married and I don't swing that way sorry Lav
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😒😒😒
ArrogantTwat 🌝: yes please
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😏😏😏