Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. Plus

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: so what should we do first?

AminaEM 💍: I don't know

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel it is YOUR bachelorette party, what do you want to do

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: LETS GET FUCKEDDD

Hazelnut 💗: sounds fun

Little sprout 🌱: why don't we drink alcohol while listening to music or something like that

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: KARAOKE NIGHT

Hazelnut 💗: omg yes

Little sprout 🌱: we could also play games like spin the bottle or truth or dare

AminaEM 💍: sounds great, Daisy can you chuck on a playlist while I get the alcohol

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sure babe

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Daisy is strange in love

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: thank god I thought I was the only one who thought that

Hazelnut 💗: couldn't agree more Lav

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm offended

Little sprout 🌱: but it's true, it's weird seeing you so in love

AminaEM 💍: Hey guys I'm back with alcohol, did you miss me?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Daisy definitely did

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I...erm

Hazelnut 💗: let's get this party started.

-----

*Many shots later*

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: TRUTH OR DARE TIME

Little sprout 🌱: wooo

Hazelnut 💗: hell yeah

AminaEM 💍: Hazel truth or dare

Hazelnut 💗: truth

AminaEM 💍:  After Daisy, who in this room is your favourite friend?

Hazelnut 💗: I couldn't say that, I'd hurt you

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: just say it

Hazelnut 💗: fine, Lavinia

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ME???

Hazelnut 💗: you are Lavinia are you not

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well this is certainly shocking

Hazelnut 💗: Beanie truth or dare?

Little sprout 🌱: Dare

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ooooo

Hazelnut 💗: send one of your parents a text then don't respond for the next hour

AminaEM 💍: good one Hazel

Little sprout 🌱: ok

Little sprout 🌱: Kitty truth or dare?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: truth

Little sprout 🌱: if you had to date someone in this room that isn't me, who'd be the worst person?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: rude

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Lavinia truth or dare.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: truth

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you are all being boring, I can't believe it was only Beanie that chose dare

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Have you ever been caught in the action, if so by who?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😳😳😳

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...yes. it was by a stranger

Hazelnut 💗: omg 🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣

AminaEM 💍: oh dear 🤣

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Little sprout 🌱: caught in the action doing what?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: don't worry Beanie

Little sprout 🌱: ok

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Daisy truth or dare?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Dare

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: perform a seductive dance in front of the group.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: fine

Hazelnut 💗: this'll be funny

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *dances*

AminaEM 💍: 🥵🥵🥵

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy your dance is seducing Amina

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good

AminaEM 💍: 😳😳😳

Little sprout 🌱: Daisy why are you dancing like that?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh my dear innocent Beans 😇

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Ami truth or dare?

AminaEM 💍: truth

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what's your biggest turn off?

AminaEM 💍: boys

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: because that's not shocking at all

Little sprout 🌱: haha 😂

Hazelnut 💗: lmaoooo 🤣

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well I am certainly glad I'm not a boy

AminaEM 💍: me too babe

-----

Hazelnut 💗: Let's do shots

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: wooooo

Little sprout 🌱: ok...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wooooo

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sounds good

AminaEM 💍: yep sounds great

-----

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I can't think straight

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well you're gay so you never have thought straight

Little sprout 🌱: I feel dizzy

Little sprout 🌱: *falls*

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: *catches Beanie*

AminaEM 💍: this is fun, who's up for more shots?

Hazelnut 💗: I'm gonna sit and watch

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: common Hazel don't be boring

Hazelnut 💗: fine 1 more shot

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*A lot of alcohol later*

Hazelnut 💗: woooo I'm getting married

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you look like an obese penguin

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah well you look like a demented chicken

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: obese penguin 🐧

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: demented chicken 🐔

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: penguin

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: chicken

AminaEM 💍: oh shut up

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yeah shut it, beanie fell asleep

Little sprout 🌱: 😴😴😴

Continuer la Lecture

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