Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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ArrogantTwat 🌝 created the groupchat 'Alex's groomsmen'.

ArrogantTwat 🌝 added Bertie 🌍 and Harold 💫 to the group chat.

Harold 💫: hello

Bertie 🌍: Hiya

ArrogantTwat 🌝: right how do we make Alex's wedding have the funniest reception ever

Bertie 🌍: wait I should add my Uncle

Harold 💫: Alexander asked him to be a groomsman

Bertie 🌍: yes

ArrogantTwat 🌝 did not know that

Bertie 🌍 added Felix 😎 to the group chat.

Felix 😎: hello

Harold 💫: hey Felix

ArrogantTwat 🌝: hey Felix

Felix 😎: so what are we discussing?

Bertie 🌍: how to make Alexander and Hazel's wedding reception the best ever.

Harold 💫: I could play the Beyonce video

Felix 😎: that will be hilarious 🤣

ArrogantTwat 🌝: alright you can so it

Bertie 🌍: who gave you the new name George 🤣

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel 😒

Harold 💫: I love her 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: same 🤣

Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣

ArrogantTwat 🌝: it was worse before, Daisy changed my name to Cocky Bastard

Harold 💫: well she's not wrong

Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: Daisy's one to talk, she's cockier than you

ArrogantTwat 🌝: that was why my name was changed to ArrogantTwat

Harold 💫: 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: we could always play some funny songs at the wedding

Felix 😎: such as...

ArrogantTwat 🌝: the macarena

Harold 💫: what a classic

Bertie 🌍: what about Gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight)

Felix 😎: yes 🤣

ArrogantTwat 🌝: I could ask Hazel if she wants to do a performance of some sort

Harold 💫: that would be good

Bertie 🌍: what about the Barbie World

Felix 😎: that would be so funny 🤣

ArrogantTwat 🌝: we should just add the songs  to the playlist they create.

Harold 💫: good idea

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: Alex, what do you want to do for a first dance?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm not really sure, do you want to do something traditional?

Hazelnut 💗: no I have just had the best idea ever however it will only work if we don't tell anyone

Longarms 🇺🇸: what is it

Hazelnut 💗: hang on let me send a voice message

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok

Hazelnut 💗: *sends voice message*

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh my goodness that is the best idea ever

Hazelnut 💗: I can't wait, we will blow people's minds away

Longarms 🇺🇸: well we had better get practicing

Hazelnut 💗: yep

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and
ArrogantTwat 🌝 are chatting privately.

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Are Hazel and Alex gonna have a DJ?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I don't know, why?

ArrogantTwat 🌝: because the boys want to add some fun songs to the playlist

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok, I'll ask Hazel

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and Hazelnut 💗 are chatting privately

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Are you going to have a DJ at your wedding or use loads of long lasting Bluetooth speakers?

Hazelnut 💗: Alex and I decided to go with speakers, then we can take song requests. We will probably ask Hetty to be in charge of the music

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good idea

Hazelnut 💗: also I have had a change of wedding dress plan

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what is it this time

Hazelnut 💗: well I'm still going to wear this


Hazelnut 💗: however I am not going to wear a cheongsam to the reception

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what are you going to wear then?

Hazelnut 💗: this


I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you'll look smoking hot 😍

Hazelnut 💗: tyyy 💗

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Why the change in outfit?

Hazelnut 💗: Alex an I have...an idea

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: spill

Hazelnut 💗: no it's a surprise

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and
ArrogantTwat 🌝 are chatting privately.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: they are going to use Bluetooth speakers rather than having a DJ

ArrogantTwat 🌝: great

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: also I'm worried, excited and scared

ArrogantTwat 🌝: why?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel and Alexander have a surprise that will happen on their wedding day.

ArrogantTwat 🌝: I'm kinda scared

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