Little sprout 🌱 and Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷 are chatting privately.
Little sprout 🌱: Hazel asked me to be a bridesmaid!
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: really?
Little sprout 🌱: yes, I'm so excited I've never been a bridesmaid before. In fact I've never been to a wedding before.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: you'll be a brilliant bridesmaid. Weddings are magical days.
Little sprout 🌱: Did Hazel ask you to be a bridesmaid?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes she did
Little sprout 🌱: yayyy we could walk down the aisle together
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beans have you ever thought about getting married?
Little sprout 🌱: yes I have, have you
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: all the time
Little sprout 🌱: why?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I was just curious, since it is all beginning to feel so real, I know they are young but Hazel and Alexander are getting married and it makes me think about getting married in the future.
Little sprout 🌱: ah makes sense
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I love you Beanie ❤️
Little sprout 🌱: I love you too Kitty ❤️
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Idiot 🥸 and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.
Idiot 🥸: Hey Lav how are you doing?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm good thanks, a little shocked.
Idiot 🥸: why?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel asked me to be one of her bridesmaids
Idiot 🥸: that was really nice of her
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes it was, I'm just shocked that she asked me
Idiot 🥸: well you are one of her best friends
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: really?
Idiot 🥸: yes
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I am touched
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: how are you George ❤️
Idiot 🥸: in shock, Alex asked me to be his best man.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: and that's shocking because...
Idiot 🥸: it was unexpected
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Babe I hate to break it to you but it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Idiot 🥸: oh
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🤦🏻♀️🙄🤣
Idiot 🥸: anyway, I love you babe ❤️
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I love you too ❤️
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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and Idiot 🥸 are chatting privately.
Idiot 🥸: I'm assuming Hazel chose you as heraid of honour
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yea, why?
Idiot 🥸: as Alex just asked me if I wanted to be his best man
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh the irony
Idiot 🥸: what
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you're the best at nothing and you're barely a man
Idiot 🥸: I despise you 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's nice, just remember by brother is marrying your brother which will make us siblings in law
Idiot 🥸: oh shit I'm stuck with you
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yep
Idiot 🥸: fuck me
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: disgusting i don't fuck my brothers or boys in general, Lavinia is free though.
Idiot 🥸: lord save me I'm gonna have to live with this person for the rest of my life 🙏🏾
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: anyway why did you want to talk to me
Idiot 🥸: well given our position in Alex and Hazel's wedding, surely we need to help Hazel plan it
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no Alexander...
Idiot 🥸: ha that twat is useless at organising things
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: And you are better because...
Idiot 🥸: because I'm amazing 🤩
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that is highly debatable
Idiot 🥸: 😒😒😒
Idiot 🥸: anyway will you make a group chat as I can't be bothered to message people separately.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sure you lazy prick
Idiot 🥸: says you
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🙄
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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 created the group chat 'Wedding planners 💒'.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖 added
Hazelnut 💗, Longarms 🇺🇸 and Idiot 🥸 to the group chat.
Hazelnut 💗: hello
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: right Hazel, George and I are here to help you plan your wedding.
Longarms 🇺🇸: what about me
Idiot 🥸: Alexander you're shit at organising. It took you over a year to organise your life and ask Hazel out and even then she made the first move.
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Hazelnut 💗: George, Daisy be nice
Idiot 🥸: or what
Hazelnut 💗: you don't want to know 😏
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh fuck
Idiot 🥸: we'll be good
Longarms 🇺🇸: love you Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: I love you too
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: right Hazel you are deciding on your dress and you have sort of decided on the bridesmaids dreases
Longarms 🇺🇸: that's sounds good
Idiot 🥸: Alex what are you getting the groomsmen to wear and what are you going to wear?
Longarms 🇺🇸: well for the groomsmen and you George, I was thinking dark blue suits, white shirts with a pale blue ties
Hazelnut 💗: like this?
Longarms 🇺🇸: yes that's perfect
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm shocked, that suit doesn't look half bad
Idiot 🥸: Alex doesn't have the worst taste in the world...
Longarms 🇺🇸: Should I be insulted?
Hazelnut 💗: No Alex, I think you have an amazing taste in clothes
Longarms 🇺🇸: thanks babe
Hazelnut 💗: what are you going to wear on our wedding day Alex?
Longarms 🇺🇸: well I was thinking a navy suit, a white suit and a red tie, like this
Hazelnut 💗: you'll look very handsome in that Alex
Idiot 🥸: nice outfit
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: not terrible
Idiot 🥸: Hazel what will the bridesmaids be wearing?
Hazelnut 💗: this
Idiot 🥸: *picturing Lavinia in the dress*
Idiot 🥸: that's nice
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *picturing Amina in the dress*
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: it's gorgeous
Longarms 🇺🇸: Haz, what do we need to sort out?
Hazelnut 💗: well guest list/invitations, food, music and photographer are the big things
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: plus hair and makeup stylists
Longarms 🇺🇸: ok, well we could ask Mrs Doherty to cater
Idiot 🥸: wait where are you having the wedding?
Hazelnut 💗: Fallingford
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: exciting
Idiot 🥸: how about Daisy and I find a photographer and hair/makeup stylists while you do the invitations
Longarms 🇺🇸: are you sure?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: if he wasn't sure he wouldn't have suggested it dumbass
Hazelnut 💗: thank you that is very kind
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you're welcome
Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you
Idiot 🥸: it's not a problem Alex