Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg I'm so glad we have just finished all our GCSE exams.
Longarms 🇺🇸: it was brutal
Little sprout 🌱: yeah it was awful
Hazelnut 💗: it wasn't fun
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: shut the fuck up Hazel you didn't do the exams
Longarms 🇺🇸: don't you dare speak toy fiancée like that
AminaEM 💍: kitty that wasn't nice
Hazelnut 💗: actually I did do the exams
Idiot 🥸: I thought that you were going to do them in the summer?
Hazelnut 💗: originally I was going to do them in the summer however I felt that it was unfair that I was doing them after you, I also knew that if I had to wait even longer it would stress me out even more. So I spoke to the headmistress as she eventually let me take my exams.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: how comes you weren't in the exam hall then?
Hazelnut 💗: I was given extra time
Little sprout 🌱: makes sense
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'd take the extra revision time but good on you for doing the noble thing
Hazelnut 💗: thank you
Idiot 🥸: you haven't complained once about the exams
Hazelnut 💗: there was no point, I'd only end up stressing myself out more
Longarms 🇺🇸: wise words Hazel
AminaEM 💍: you're very smart Hazel
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that she is
Little sprout 🌱: yep Hazel's extremely intelligent
Hazelnut 💗: thanks guys 🥰
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm sorry Hazel, I didn't mean to swear at you
Hazelnut 💗: it's ok Kitty
Idiot 🥸: Kitty you had better not do it again, Alexander is staring daggers at his phone screen
Longarms 🇺🇸: she swore at my fiancée
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm sorry
Hazelnut 💗: Alex, back down
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is he a dog?
Idiot 🥸: I mean...
Longarms 🇺🇸: fine...
Hazelnut 💗: good boy
Longarms 🇺🇸: 😁😁😁
AminaEM 💍: well this is rather amusing
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you sure do have him trained well Hazel
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🙄🙄🙄
Little sprout 🌱: it's kinda cute, and very funny
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Will Alexander get a pat on the head for being a good boy?
Hazelnut 💗: yes he will 😏
Idiot 🥸: which head are we talking about...?
Hazelnut 💗: that is for me to know and for you to speculate 😏
AminaEM 💍: so his 🍆
Hazelnut 💗: 🤐
Longarms 🇺🇸: I wouldn't object
Little sprout 🌱: I'm really confused, what does 🍆 mean. It's just an aubergine isn't it?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...
Hazelnut 💗: ...
Longarms 🇺🇸: ...
Little sprout 🌱: ...
AminaEM 💍: ...
Idiot 🥸: ...
Longarms 🇺🇸: no it's an eggplant
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no it's an aubergine
Longarms 🇺🇸: it's an eggplant
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no it's an aubergine
Longarms 🇺🇸: eggplant
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: aubergine
Longarms 🇺🇸: eggplant
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: aubergine
Longarms 🇺🇸: eggplant
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: aubergine 😈
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh shut up
Idiot 🥸: thank you Lav, that could have gone on for hours
Hazelnut 💗: it's true, neither of them would be willing to give up
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: imagine if it was Daisy and George...
Hazelnut 💗: oh god I would kill myself, they are so alike it would be like a war
Little sprout 🌱: ...
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...
Idiot 🥸: ...
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...
AminaEM 💍: ...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...
Longarms 🇺🇸: Haz...
Hazelnut 💗: poor choice of words?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah...
Hazelnut 💗: Guys I didn't actually mean I would kill myself, it was a figure of speech 🤦🏽♀️
Longarms 🇺🇸: although you are right as usual, Daisy and George arguing would be a full on war
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: who do you all agree with
Little sprout 🌱: I'm not saying
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I don't want to be involved in this
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm gonna watch not be part of this fight
Idiot 🥸: I'm not saying
AminaEM 💍: neither
Hazelnut 💗: no comment
Little sprout 🌱: wise idea Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: I don't fancy dying today
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...
AminaEM 💍: ...
Little sprout 🌱: ...
Idiot 🥸: ...
Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: Oh for fucks sake, just because I said that I had suicidal thoughts when I thought I had lost someone, doesn't mean I always want to die 🙄
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sorry Watson I got scared
Hazelnut 💗: 🙄🙄🙄
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Daisy Wells scared...well this is certainly a moment to remember
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you Lavinia
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what is my name on this chat?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I don't give a shit
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well there's my response
Idiot 🥸: you like that comeback don't you?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes it's rather entertaining babe
AminaEM 💍: aww you guys are sweet
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thanks ig
Idiot 🥸: thank you