Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

AminaEM 💍: Have you heard the news?

Little sprout 🌱: what news?

Longarms 🇺🇸: there's going to be a Deepdeen-Western talent show.

Hazelnut 💗: omg

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that sounds great

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that sounds dreadfully hilarious

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: who's going to enter?

Idiot 🥸: Alex how about you and I enter together?

Longarms 🇺🇸: sure

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I need to see this

Hazelnut 💗: I am going to enter

Little sprout 🌱: Well that means you'll win Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: no it doesn't mean that

AminaEM 💍: When is the talent show?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: it's in 2 weeks

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I might enter however I'd rather just keep in rehursing my lines for our performance of six

Little sprout 🌱: that's a good idea

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm going to do that as well

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: same

AminaEM 💍: I might enter

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm sure you'll do amazing

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Idiot 🥸 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: So what did you want to do for our performance in the talent show.

Idiot 🥸: we could do a comedic duet

Longarms 🇺🇸: how will it be comedic?

Idiot 🥸: *whispers to Alexander his plan*

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh my days George that will be hilarious.

Idiot 🥸: I know right, we'll crack people up.

Longarms 🇺🇸: let's not tell anyone what we are performing.

Idiot 🥸: good idea

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: So what are you and George going to perform in the talent show?

Longarms 🇺🇸: that is a surprise.

Hazelnut 💗: it's going to be hilarious isn't it?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yep

Hazelnut 💗: can't wait to see it

Longarms 🇺🇸: what are you going to do Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: I'm going to sing and play the piano.

Longarms 🇺🇸: sounds awesome, what are you going to sing?

Hazelnut 💗: that shall be a surprise.

Longarms 🇺🇸: I can't wait

Hazelnut 💗: I love you Alex

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too ❤️

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

AminaEM 💍: update, I decided not to participate in the talent show. I shall cheer everyone on.

Little sprout 🌱: so it shall be a battle between a couple for the victory.

Idiot 🥸: and me

Little sprout 🌱: A battle between between a couple...and a brother

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: According to the poster, if you're in year 11 and are doing the talent show, if you are doing music for a GCSE they are going to count it as part of your GCSE.

Hazelnut 💗: great news

Longarms 🇺🇸: shame I'm not doing music lol

AminaEM 💍: LOL

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: So George, what are you and Alexander doing in the talent show?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: nothing, it's a talent show, they have no talent to show.

Idiot 🥸: twat

Idiot 🥸: it's a surprise

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm really curious now

Little sprout 🌱: same

Longarms 🇺🇸: you'll just have to wait and see 🙈

AminaEM 💍: Hazel how much longer are you in the San for?

Hazelnut 💗: this is the last night

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yayyy

Little sprout 🌱: woooo

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: cool

Longarms 🇺🇸: that's great

Hazelnut 💗: I can take my sling off in a few days

Idiot 🥸: that's good.

-----

Hazelnut 💗 and Ah Mah 🈷️ are chatting privately.

Ah Mah 🈷️: How are you feeling Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: I'm good thanks Ah Mah

Ah Mah 🈷️: does your shoulder hurt?

Hazelnut 💗: not really, I can take my sling off in a few days.

Ah Mah 🈷️: that's great news

Hazelnut 💗: yes

Ah Mah 🈷️: Be careful, try not to injure yourself.

Hazelnut 💗: I shall try 😁

Ah Mah 🈷️: 🙄

Ah Mah 🈷️: you had better try

Hazelnut 💗: I will

Ah Mah 🈷️: good

Hazelnut 💗: love you

Ah Mah 🈷️: love you too

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