*Saturday*
Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.
Longarms 🇺🇸: Guys, I'm walking over to your school
Hazelnut 💗: yayy
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: dear lord save me
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Felix and I will be here in 5 minutes.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: great, I can't wait to kick Mr Wong's arse
Hazelnut 💗: thank you Aunt Lucy, Uncle Felix.
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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Help
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: OMG OTP
Little sprout 🌱: awww adorable
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: cute ig
AminaEM 💍: they are the cutest
Idiot 🥸: they are cute however it does get annoying when Alex doesn't shut up about Hazel
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hahaha
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel doesn't shut up about Alexander either
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh leave them alone Daisy, they are in love after all.
AminaEM 💍: they are the cutest
Little sprout 🌱: They are the prince and princess in every fairy tale that children are told.
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Chatting in real life.
Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel, Alexander wake up
Aunt Lucy 🔍: they are adorable
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: AHHHHHHHHHH
Hazelnut 💗: *holds her hand up ready to punch* Who died?
Longarms 🇺🇸: my hearing
Uncle Felix 😎: Daisy that wasn't the best idea
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no but it was funny
Hazelnut 💗: I'm going to kill you Daisy
Aunt Lucy 🔍: You should be scared Daisy
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh I am but it was worth it
Bertie 🌍: hey everyone
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hi Bertie *hugs him*
Longarms 🇺🇸: *glares* Hello Bertie
Hazelnut 💗: *gets out the car then hugs Bertie*
Uncle Felix 😎: Hello child
Bertie 🌍: oi I'm 19
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you don't act like it
Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello Bertie dear
Longarms 🇺🇸: *grabs Hazel's hand*
Uncle Felix 😎: come on everyone let's go and kick Vincent's arse
Hazelnut 💗: oh goody
*They walk to the door of the bungalow and Hazel knocks*
Mr Wong: *opens the door* Wong Fung Ying what are all these people doing here
Hazelnut 💗: Hello to you to Mr Wong, they are here because I asked them to come. Did you really expect me not to ask my FIANCÉ to come with me?
Mr Wong: This is a private family matter
Hazelnut 💗: and they are more of a family to me than you are. Either they stay or I go.
Mr Wong: very well, come in.
Hazelnut 💗: Hello Ah Mah, Rose, Mei
Jun 🌸: Hello Hazel. Oh hello Lucy, Felix, Alexander, Daisy, Bertie. It's nice to see you all.
Rose 📚: Hello everyone
Mei ⚔️: HAZEL, UNCLE FELIX, AUNT LUCY, BERTIE, DAISY, LONGARMS!!!
Longarms 🇺🇸: hello Mei 🤣
Uncle Felix 😎: hello Mei
Jun 🌸: How has your pregnancy been going Lucy?
Aunt Lucy 🔍: It has been going very well thank you. Hazel has been a tremendous help. She will be an amazing Godmother.
Mr Wong: GODMOTHER?
Hazelnut 💗: congratulations you can hear people other than yourself talking.
Concubine 💩: Hello Hazel dearest. Rose, Mei come and give your mother a hug.
Rose 📚: no thank you, you are not my mother.
Mr Wong: Wong Ngai Ling how dare you.
Rose 📚: oh I dare. My mother is Jun Wong not that slutty concubine of yours.
Mei ⚔️: I agree with Rose, my mother is Jun Wong.
Jun 🌸: oh girls that's so sweet.
Concubine 💩: how could you girls, at least Hazel likes me, don't you Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: I really don't.
Mr Wong: Wong Fung Ying how dare you.
Hazelnut 💗: No Mr Wong how dare you. You got yourself a slutty concubine all because my mother had a miscarriage which wasn't her fault. You disgust me.
Mr Wong: How dare you Hazel Wong
Longarms 🇺🇸: Vincent I’m not an astronomer, but I am pretty sure the world revolves around the sun and not you. You need to learn to keep your mouth shut and let the adults do the talking.
Concubine 💩: this is none of your business little boy.
Hazelnut 💗: This IS my Fiancé's business so why don't you shut your mouth.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I don't think little is the best way to describe someone who is 6 foot 5 inches.
Bertie 🌍: 🤣
Mr Wong: Hazel, your Stepmother and I would like to discuss Teddy's inheritance.
Hazelnut 💗: you mean the inheritance that isn't his
Concubine 💩: What do you mean?
Hazelnut 💗: Mr Wong when you FORCED my grandfather into changing his will, you didn't realise the will he changed was a fake.
Me Wong: WHAT HOW CAN THIS BE
Hazelnut 💗: the will that was read out after Ah Yeh - may he rest in peace - passed was a fake. Ah Yeh had his true will read in secret. On my 16th birthday, I will be able to access Ah Yeh's fortune.
Concubine 💩: this cannot be happening. YOU PROMISED ME WE'D BE RICH VINCENT.
Mr Wong: we are rich, Hazel is just bluffing.
Hazelnut 💗: I'm not
Concubine 💩: I WANT MY MONEY
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Looks like you married a gold digger Vincent.
Jun 🌸: That is karma bitch
Mr Wong: Sue, were you only with me for the money?
Concubine 💩: Yes you twat
Uncle Felix 😎: you deserved that Vincent
Mr Wong: how did you find out about the money Hazel
Jun 🌸: Ah Yeh gave me a letter to give to Hazel when she got engaged.
Concubine 💩: I HATE YOU JUN WONG, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU MOTHERFUCKING DICKHEAD.
Concubine 💩: *pulls out a knife and runs at Jun*
Bertie 🌍: *starts filming*
Concubine 💩: *raises her arm up about to stab Jun*
Hazelnut 💗: *shoves Jun aside and gets stabbed in the back*
Longarms 🇺🇸: HAZEL