Hazelnut 💗 and Uncle Felix 😎 are chatting privately.
Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel you'd make a great mum when you're older.
Hazelnut 💗: Thanks Uncle Felix, you'll be an amazing dad
Uncle Felix 😎: really?
Hazelnut 💗: yes! You are kind, you are considerate of other people's feelings, you are fun to be around, you are understanding and you are great with kids.
Uncle Felix 😎: thanks Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: it's not a problem Uncle Felix
Uncle Felix 😎: your sister has fallen asleep
Hazelnut 💗: awww she looks so comfortable
Uncle Felix 😎: hahaha
Hazelnut 💗: Do you want me to pick her up?
Uncle Felix 😎: nah leave her, she seems tired
Hazelnut 💗: ok
Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel I owe you an apology, last year when I called some of my police friends I have now realized that I overreacted.
Hazelnut 💗: it's alright Uncle Felix, I did run away
Uncle Felix 😎: I should have had a little more trust in you, you had solved 6 murders after all. Besides, if I hadn't called the police, maybe you and Alexander would have gotten together a lot earlier.
Hazelnut 💗: true but it's ok, Alex would probably still have been an idiot and taken forever
Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: I am offended
Uncle Felix 😎: I take it Alexander stole your phone
Hazelnut 💗: no it was a magical vampire
Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣
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Chatting in real life.
Rose 📚: Mr Hazel's brother, Mr George's brother may I ask you a question?
Bertie 🌍: Hazel I love your sister, please call me Bertie Rose. After all Hazel is my sister and you are Hazel's sister which must mean we are siblings!
Rose 📚: *gracefully stands up and walks over to Bertie. She gives him a little hug before sitting back down*
Harold 💫: Please, call me Harold.
Bertie 🌍: What is it you wanted to ask us?
Rose 📚: How did the two of you get together?
Harold 💫: well we met when we both started at Cambridge university.
Bertie 🌍: I was secretly a homosexual while Harry was openly Gay.
Harold 💫: when I first met Bertie I instantly had a crush on him
Bertie 🌍: I liked Harry as well however I wasn't sure if I could trust him - I'd been hurt badly by my last relationship.
Hazelnut 💗: was it... omg...oh lord
Bertie 🌍: and it looks as though Hazel has figured it out, go on then Hazel tell them who my ex-boyfriend is.
Hazelnut 💗: Steven Bampton
Uncle Felix 😎: oh sgiieeeeysrb
Hazelnut 💗: oh sugar I had a crush on a gay murderer who was in a relationship.
Uncle Felix 😎: Damn it I owe Lucy £10
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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.
Longarms 🇺🇸: you had a crush on a murderer, when was this and why didn't you tell me?
Hazelnut 💗: it was before you and I met and I didn't tell me because I was too ashamed to bring it up.
Longarms 🇺🇸: who knows?
Hazelnut 💗: I didn't tell anyone. I think Kitty guessed it, Daisy probably knew but didn't say anything and Beanie might know but I'm not sure.
Longarms 🇺🇸: you should have told me
Hazelnut 💗: I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ALEX HOWEVER I WAS TOO FUCKING ASHAMED TO TELL YOU. IT WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH GETTING YOU TO ASK ME OUT AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK LESS OF ME BECAUSE OF IT. I WAS A DUMB 13 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO HAD JUST BEEN TRAPPED IN A HOUSE WITH A DEAD BODY, SORRY FOR NOT WANTING TO THINK ABOUT IT.
Hazelnut 💗: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have shouted.
Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm your fiancé, there shouldn't be any secrets.
Hazelnut 💗: I know and I'm sorry. I don't have any more secrets.
Longarms 🇺🇸: Honest?
Hazelnut 💗: yes
Longarms 🇺🇸: I need to go, I need to cool down.
Hazelnut 💗: Alex wait...
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Chatting in real life
Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you for having me, I had better go.
Hazelnut 💗: Alex, wait.
Longarms 🇺🇸: goodbye
Longarms 🇺🇸: *walks out*
Hazelnut 💗: *starts sobbing then runs out of the room*
Rose 📚: shit this is all my fault
Bertie 🌍: no it's not Rose, I switched the conversation to...Steven
Rose 📚: but I asked the question in the first place *starts crying*
Bertie 🌍: hey come here *hugs Rose* it's not your fault.
Uncle Felix 😎: someone go check on Hazel please.
Idiot 🥸: I'll go
Idiot 🥸: *gets up and walks out*
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Chatting in real life.
Hazelnut 💗: *lying on her bed in hysterics, staring at a picture of her and Alexander*
Idiot 🥸: Hazel, what happened.
Hazelnut 💗: we fought
Idiot 🥸: no shit Sherlock
Hazelnut 💗: *still sobbing* I'm not Sherlock that's Daisy.
Idiot 🥸: come here *gives Hazel a comforting hug*
Hazelnut 💗: thanks George.
Idiot 🥸: what happened.
Hazelnut 💗: *hands George her phone*
Idiot 🥸: *reads the messages*
Idiot 🥸: that dickhead
Hazelnut 💗: hey be nice he's still my fiancé...I hope.
Hazelnut 💗: *sobbing again*
Idiot 🥸: oh Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: I love him George. I don't know what I'd do without him. If he ends it I may just end me.
Idiot 🥸: HAZEL
Hazelnut 💗: it's true, he's my life and a life without him is a life I don't want to live, I was 🤏🏼 close to ending it after Daisy 'died' but I didn't because Alex was there.
Idiot 🥸: I'll talk to him
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Idiot 🥸 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.
Idiot 🥸: ALEXANDER THEODORE ARCADY YOU ARE A BASTARDLY DICKHEAD.
Longarms 🇺🇸: what is it George
Idiot 🥸: Because of your twattyness I'm having to comfort a hysterical Hazel who is talking of ending her life because she thinks you'll break up with her.
Longarms 🇺🇸: WHAT
Idiot 🥸: you got mad at Hazel for having a crush and not telling you, well I guess that means she can be mad at you for having a crush on her and did you tell her...no.
Longarms 🇺🇸: I did in fact tell her... eventually
Idiot 🥸: and did she eventually tell you.
Longarms 🇺🇸: yes
Idiot 🥸: so what's your problem?
Longarms 🇺🇸: I...
Idiot 🥸: you really are a bitch.
Idiot 🥸: do you want to know what Hazel just admitted to me.
Longarms 🇺🇸: what
Idiot 🥸: she admitted that if it hadn't been for you, she would have ended it after she thought Daisy was dead. You are her life. You hurt her worse than she hurt you. If I were you I would get your shit together and fix it before Daisy gets back. If you don't, well you will have a lot of angry people out for your blood.
Longarms 🇺🇸: 😨