Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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By CatLover_3695

*the next day*

Hazelnut 💗 and Uncle Felix 😎 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: congratulations Uncle Felix 🥳

Uncle Felix 😎: thank you Hazel that is very sweet of you

Hazelnut 💗: 💗

Uncle Felix 😎: At first I was terrified but now, I can't wait to meet my son or daughter.

Hazelnut 💗: awww it's ok to be scared, it's a big thing. I know that your child will have the best parents ever. They will be the luckiest child alive.

Uncle Felix 😎: Oh Hazel that's the kindest thing ever. You will be the best Godmother ever

Hazelnut 💗: Thank you Uncle Felix

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel you have 2 younger siblings and Daisy, do you think you would be able to give Lucy and I a hand on how to take care of a child as both of us have never really been around babies? Obviously I was around Daisy and Bertie but not for longer than a day.

Hazelnut 💗: of course I'll help you

Uncle Felix 😎: thank you so much

Hazelnut 💗: it's not a problem, you can always ask me to help out, they will be my godchild after all.

Uncle Felix 😎: you're the best Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: I know 🤩

Uncle Felix 😎: you've changed a lot and I think it's great as you're so much more confident.

Hazelnut 💗: thanks, I think it started when I began to date Alex. I was finally able to come out of my shell.

Uncle Felix 😎: well then that boy is a wonder

Hazelnut 💗: *Alexander takes her phone* Thank you Felix, I am indeed a wonder 😁

Uncle Felix 😎: ...that was Alexander wasn't it

Hazelnut 💗: yea it was

Uncle Felix 😎: that boy 😂

Hazelnut 💗: I couldn't agree more 🤣

-----

Longarms 🇺🇸 and Grandmother 🇷🇺 are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Good morning grandmother

Grandmother 🇷🇺: Good morning Alexander my good man

Longarms 🇺🇸: I have news

Grandmother 🇷🇺: Has your father stopped being a twat and bribing you to move back to America?

Longarms 🇺🇸: no, however that isn't the news I was going to share.

Grandmother 🇷🇺: well then what is it

Longarms 🇺🇸: I am engaged

Grandmother 🇷🇺: wow, congratulations

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you

Grandmother 🇷🇺: who to, when do I get to meet her?

Longarms 🇺🇸: you have already met her. I met my fiancée on the Orient Express.

Grandmother 🇷🇺: ahhh.

Grandmother 🇷🇺: is it the little Chinese girl?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes, I'm engaged to Hazel

Grandmother 🇷🇺: congratulations, I approve

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you

-----

Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Haz I just told my grandmother about our engagement.

Hazelnut 💗: What did she say?

Longarms 🇺🇸: she approves

Hazelnut 💗: oh that's wonderful

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😁

Hazelnut 💗: Alex have you thought about what you want for a wedding?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'd like a summer wedding, maybe on a clifftop.

Hazelnut 💗: that's sounds so romantic, I love it.

Longarms 🇺🇸: When shall we have the wedding?

Hazelnut 💗: How about 1 week after my birthday.

Longarms 🇺🇸: sounds perfect

Hazelnut 💗: would you rather have a small or big wedding?

Longarms 🇺🇸: small

Hazelnut 💗: same

Hazelnut 💗: shall we discuss the guest list at a later date Mr Arcady?

Longarms 🇺🇸: we shall, Miss Wong.

Hazelnut 💗: Do we tell people at school that we got married?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I plan on not telling incase people judge

Hazelnut 💗: same

Longarms 🇺🇸: do you want to take my surname and become Hazel Arcady?

Hazelnut 💗: I do however I won't change it on the school registration.

Longarms 🇺🇸: fair enough.

Hazelnut 💗: Mrs Arcady, I like the sound of that.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Me too gorgeous

Hazelnut 💗: I love you handsome 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too ❤️

-----

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷 and Little sprout 🌱 are chatting privately.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: heyy Beans

Little sprout 🌱: hey Kitty

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beanie I have a question I need to ask you

Little sprout 🌱: what is it?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Will you be my girlfriend?

Little sprout 🌱: yes

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ❤️

-----

Chatting on 'Breast Friends 🍒'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: my drama senses were tingling, what's going on.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I asked Beanie to be my girlfriend.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh I'm sorry

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: why are you sorry?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm assuming she said no.

AminaEM 💍: DAISY WELLS

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: She said yes!

Longarms 🇺🇸: congratulations

Idiot 🥸: congrats

AminaEM 💍: congratulations

-----

Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Little sprout 🌱: Guyyyys Kitty asked me to be her girlfriend!!!

Hazelnut 💗: Congratulations 🥳

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes I did 😁

AminaEM 💍: congratulations you 2

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well this is shocking

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: congrats ig

Idiot 🥸: congrats

Longarms 🇺🇸: congratulations

Little sprout 🌱: thank youuu <3

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: thanks everyone 🥰

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Amina, we aren't the only gay couple anymore!

AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: I wonder what Bertie would say to that

Idiot 🥸: 🤣🤣🤣

Idiot 🥸: is my brother simply non existent Daisy

Longarms 🇺🇸: Daisy you're dead

Hazelnut 💗: brb I just gotta message Bertie...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no don't he'll kill me

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🤣🤣🤣

Little sprout 🌱: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣

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