Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. Mais

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*the next day*

Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Idiot 🥸: I think you girls should perform in a musical. You could all be the 6 leading characters.

Longarms 🇺🇸: that's a great idea.

Hazelnut 💗: omg that would be fun

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yess it would be great

Little sprout 🌱: sure that would be fun

AminaEM 💍: I'm in

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no way in hell

Idiot 🥸: come on Lav it would be fun

-----

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 and Idiot 🥸 are chatting privately.

Idiot 🥸: if you do it I'll have sex with you every day for a week.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: two weeks?

Idiot 🥸: done

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'll do it

-----

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: alright I'll do it

Hazelnut 💗: yayy

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what musical should we do?

AminaEM 💍: what about six?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg that's perfect

Little sprout 🌱: oooo I love that musical

Hazelnut 💗: has everyone seen it?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I have

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I have

Little sprout 🌱: yep I've seen it

AminaEM 💍: yes

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yas

Hazelnut 💗: good I have aswell

Longarms 🇺🇸: I've seen it

Idiot 🥸: same

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I think we should have someone elect the parts.

Little sprout 🌱: what about Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: Me?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good idea

AminaEM 💍: yes Hazel would be great.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I couldn't care less

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so it's agreed Hazel you choose who is which queen.

Hazelnut 💗: Ok. I would like to be Catherine of Aragon

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok

Longarms 🇺🇸: you'd be a great Catherine.

Hazelnut 💗: I think Daisy you should be Anne Boleyn.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: makes sense

Hazelnut 💗: Beanie, you should be Jane Seymour

Little sprout 🌱: ooooh I like her, thanks Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: Lavinia I think you would be an amazing Anna of Cleves

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ok

Hazelnut 💗: Kitty you should be Katherine Howard

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: YESSS I LOVE HER

Idiot 🥸: haha Katherine is being played by Katherine

Hazelnut 💗: then Amina you shall be Catherine Parr.

AminaEM 💍: thank you Hazel

Longarms 🇺🇸: you will be amazing

-----

Hazelnut 💗 and Ah Mah 🈷️ are chatting privately.

Ah Mah 🈷️: Ying Ying what number is the Apartment you're staying at

Hazelnut 💗: 55

Ah Mah 🈷️: ok

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hazel there is a lady here for you.

Hazelnut 💗: oh ok, I'll be out in a sec

Aunt Lucy 🔍: ok

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Chatting in real life

Hazelnut 💗: *walks out of her room and into the living room*

Hazelnut 💗: Ah Mah!

Hazelnut 💗: *runs over and hugs her mother*

Jun 🌸: hello Ying Ying

Hazelnut 💗: Aunt Lucy I'd like you to meet my mother.

Aunt Lucy 🔍: it is a pleasure to meet you Mrs Wong, my name is Lucy Mountfitchet but please call me Lucy

Jun 🌸: Please call me Jun

Jun 🌸: it is a pleasure to meet you Lucy

Mei ⚔️: HAZEL!!!

Hazelnut 💗: hello Mei

Mei ⚔️: *knocks Hazel to the ground in a hug*

Longarms 🇺🇸: hahaha, do you need a hand there Haz

Jun 🌸: Mei let Hazel get up

Mei ⚔️: awww but it was fun

Rose 📚: Hello Ying Ying

Hazelnut 💗: hello Ling Ling, how have you been?

Rose 📚: I've missed you, I don't like Hong Kong without you.

Hazelnut 💗: aww come here Rose *hugs Rose*

Mei ⚔️: Are you Hazel friend that she totally likes?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I think so...I'm Alexander her fiancé.

Mei ⚔️: haha knew it, Hazel liked you for AAAAGES

Hazelnut 💗: Mei that's enough

Jun 🌸: So you are Hazel's fiancé?

Longarms 🇺🇸: *in Cantonese* that's me. Alexander Arcady at your service Mrs Wong

Rose 📚: *gasp* he can speak Cantonese?

Hazelnut 💗: he has been learning.

Jun 🌸: I like you Mr Arcady, please Call me Jun

Longarms 🇺🇸: Please call me Alexander Jun

Bertie 🌍: at least you're on good terms with one of Hazel's parents Alexander

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣

Rose 📚: Hazel I don't want to go back to Hong Kong. I don't like Jie Jie, I'm always having to take care of stupid Teddy and father doesn't care about me.

Mei ⚔️: I don't want to go back either

Hazelnut 💗: well why don't you just move here, Deepdeen has a primary school program so you could enroll there. You'd be near me and Ah Mah could take care of you.

Jun 🌸: Brilliant idea Hazel.

Uncle Felix 😎: oh hello I didn't know we had guests my name is Felix Mountfitchet and these are my neices Hazel and Daisy.

Jun 🌸: Hello Mr Mountfitchet my name is Jun Wong I am Hazel's mother.

Uncle Felix 😎: Oh. Well it's a pleasure to meet you.

Hazelnut 💗: Uncle Felix I'd like you to meet Rose and Mei my little sisters. Rose is 10 and Mei is 7

Uncle Felix 😎: it's a pleasure to meet you girls

Mei ⚔️: Hazel is he the man your friends call the attractive detective

Hazelnut 💗: ...

Uncle Felix 😎: I am intrigued

Aunt Lucy 🔍: I hope you're not going to ditch your wife 🤣

Uncle Felix 😎: of course not darling.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm pretty sure Kitty started it when we were in 2nd year

Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: hello everyone I am Bertie, Daisy's older brother and unofficially Hazel's older brother

Jun 🌸: nice to meet you Bertie

-----

Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: I think there is something going on between Aunt Lucy and Uncle Felix.

Longarms 🇺🇸: why'd you sat that?

Hazelnut 💗: well they seem to be bubbling with excitement but trying to hide it. Now this could be nothing however I think it is something big.

Longarms 🇺🇸: I have noticed that they keep looking over at each other a lot more than usual

Hazelnut 💗: yeah, and when Uncle Felix was talking to my sister's I saw him try to hold back a grin.

Longarms 🇺🇸: this is becoming an interesting case

Hazelnut 💗: yes indeed

-----

Chatting in real life.

Jun 🌸: Why don't we all go out for dinner as a celebration of Alexander and Hazel's engagement?

Hazelnut 💗: that would be nice, can the rest of my friend group come?

Jun 🌸: of course

Uncle Felix 😎: sounds great, how about we go to TGI Friday's?

Longarms 🇺🇸: good idea

Rose 📚: I'd like to do that

Mei ⚔️: yes

Bertie 🌍: I'm in

Aunt Lucy 🔍: that would be nice

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: great, what time do you want to go?

Hazelnut 💗: does 5 sound good?

Jun 🌸: yes

-----

Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Hazelnut 💗: is everyone free at 5?

Idiot 🥸: yes

Little sprout 🌱: yeah

AminaEM 💍: I am

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yeah

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: think so

Hazelnut 💗: Meet at the TGI Friday's by Uncle Felix's house at 5

Idiot 🥸: what's the occasion

Hazelnut 💗: my mum wants to throw an engagement celebration for me and Alex

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm in

Little sprout 🌱: same

AminaEM 💍: I'll be there

Idiot 🥸: I'll be there

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure I can come

Hazelnut 💗: thanks guys ily 💗





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