*the next day*
Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.
Idiot 🥸: I think you girls should perform in a musical. You could all be the 6 leading characters.
Longarms 🇺🇸: that's a great idea.
Hazelnut 💗: omg that would be fun
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yess it would be great
Little sprout 🌱: sure that would be fun
AminaEM 💍: I'm in
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no way in hell
Idiot 🥸: come on Lav it would be fun
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Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 and Idiot 🥸 are chatting privately.
Idiot 🥸: if you do it I'll have sex with you every day for a week.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: two weeks?
Idiot 🥸: done
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'll do it
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Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: alright I'll do it
Hazelnut 💗: yayy
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what musical should we do?
AminaEM 💍: what about six?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg that's perfect
Little sprout 🌱: oooo I love that musical
Hazelnut 💗: has everyone seen it?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I have
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I have
Little sprout 🌱: yep I've seen it
AminaEM 💍: yes
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yas
Hazelnut 💗: good I have aswell
Longarms 🇺🇸: I've seen it
Idiot 🥸: same
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I think we should have someone elect the parts.
Little sprout 🌱: what about Hazel?
Hazelnut 💗: Me?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good idea
AminaEM 💍: yes Hazel would be great.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I couldn't care less
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so it's agreed Hazel you choose who is which queen.
Hazelnut 💗: Ok. I would like to be Catherine of Aragon
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok
Longarms 🇺🇸: you'd be a great Catherine.
Hazelnut 💗: I think Daisy you should be Anne Boleyn.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: makes sense
Hazelnut 💗: Beanie, you should be Jane Seymour
Little sprout 🌱: ooooh I like her, thanks Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: Lavinia I think you would be an amazing Anna of Cleves
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ok
Hazelnut 💗: Kitty you should be Katherine Howard
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: YESSS I LOVE HER
Idiot 🥸: haha Katherine is being played by Katherine
Hazelnut 💗: then Amina you shall be Catherine Parr.
AminaEM 💍: thank you Hazel
Longarms 🇺🇸: you will be amazing
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Hazelnut 💗 and Ah Mah 🈷️ are chatting privately.
Ah Mah 🈷️: Ying Ying what number is the Apartment you're staying at
Hazelnut 💗: 55
Ah Mah 🈷️: ok
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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hazel there is a lady here for you.
Hazelnut 💗: oh ok, I'll be out in a sec
Aunt Lucy 🔍: ok
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Chatting in real life
Hazelnut 💗: *walks out of her room and into the living room*
Hazelnut 💗: Ah Mah!
Hazelnut 💗: *runs over and hugs her mother*
Jun 🌸: hello Ying Ying
Hazelnut 💗: Aunt Lucy I'd like you to meet my mother.
Aunt Lucy 🔍: it is a pleasure to meet you Mrs Wong, my name is Lucy Mountfitchet but please call me Lucy
Jun 🌸: Please call me Jun
Jun 🌸: it is a pleasure to meet you Lucy
Mei ⚔️: HAZEL!!!
Hazelnut 💗: hello Mei
Mei ⚔️: *knocks Hazel to the ground in a hug*
Longarms 🇺🇸: hahaha, do you need a hand there Haz
Jun 🌸: Mei let Hazel get up
Mei ⚔️: awww but it was fun
Rose 📚: Hello Ying Ying
Hazelnut 💗: hello Ling Ling, how have you been?
Rose 📚: I've missed you, I don't like Hong Kong without you.
Hazelnut 💗: aww come here Rose *hugs Rose*
Mei ⚔️: Are you Hazel friend that she totally likes?
Longarms 🇺🇸: I think so...I'm Alexander her fiancé.
Mei ⚔️: haha knew it, Hazel liked you for AAAAGES
Hazelnut 💗: Mei that's enough
Jun 🌸: So you are Hazel's fiancé?
Longarms 🇺🇸: *in Cantonese* that's me. Alexander Arcady at your service Mrs Wong
Rose 📚: *gasp* he can speak Cantonese?
Hazelnut 💗: he has been learning.
Jun 🌸: I like you Mr Arcady, please Call me Jun
Longarms 🇺🇸: Please call me Alexander Jun
Bertie 🌍: at least you're on good terms with one of Hazel's parents Alexander
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣
Rose 📚: Hazel I don't want to go back to Hong Kong. I don't like Jie Jie, I'm always having to take care of stupid Teddy and father doesn't care about me.
Mei ⚔️: I don't want to go back either
Hazelnut 💗: well why don't you just move here, Deepdeen has a primary school program so you could enroll there. You'd be near me and Ah Mah could take care of you.
Jun 🌸: Brilliant idea Hazel.
Uncle Felix 😎: oh hello I didn't know we had guests my name is Felix Mountfitchet and these are my neices Hazel and Daisy.
Jun 🌸: Hello Mr Mountfitchet my name is Jun Wong I am Hazel's mother.
Uncle Felix 😎: Oh. Well it's a pleasure to meet you.
Hazelnut 💗: Uncle Felix I'd like you to meet Rose and Mei my little sisters. Rose is 10 and Mei is 7
Uncle Felix 😎: it's a pleasure to meet you girls
Mei ⚔️: Hazel is he the man your friends call the attractive detective
Hazelnut 💗: ...
Uncle Felix 😎: I am intrigued
Aunt Lucy 🔍: I hope you're not going to ditch your wife 🤣
Uncle Felix 😎: of course not darling.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm pretty sure Kitty started it when we were in 2nd year
Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: hello everyone I am Bertie, Daisy's older brother and unofficially Hazel's older brother
Jun 🌸: nice to meet you Bertie
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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.
Hazelnut 💗: I think there is something going on between Aunt Lucy and Uncle Felix.
Longarms 🇺🇸: why'd you sat that?
Hazelnut 💗: well they seem to be bubbling with excitement but trying to hide it. Now this could be nothing however I think it is something big.
Longarms 🇺🇸: I have noticed that they keep looking over at each other a lot more than usual
Hazelnut 💗: yeah, and when Uncle Felix was talking to my sister's I saw him try to hold back a grin.
Longarms 🇺🇸: this is becoming an interesting case
Hazelnut 💗: yes indeed
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Chatting in real life.
Jun 🌸: Why don't we all go out for dinner as a celebration of Alexander and Hazel's engagement?
Hazelnut 💗: that would be nice, can the rest of my friend group come?
Jun 🌸: of course
Uncle Felix 😎: sounds great, how about we go to TGI Friday's?
Longarms 🇺🇸: good idea
Rose 📚: I'd like to do that
Mei ⚔️: yes
Bertie 🌍: I'm in
Aunt Lucy 🔍: that would be nice
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: great, what time do you want to go?
Hazelnut 💗: does 5 sound good?
Jun 🌸: yes
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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.
Hazelnut 💗: is everyone free at 5?
Idiot 🥸: yes
Little sprout 🌱: yeah
AminaEM 💍: I am
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yeah
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: think so
Hazelnut 💗: Meet at the TGI Friday's by Uncle Felix's house at 5
Idiot 🥸: what's the occasion
Hazelnut 💗: my mum wants to throw an engagement celebration for me and Alex
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm in
Little sprout 🌱: same
AminaEM 💍: I'll be there
Idiot 🥸: I'll be there
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure I can come
Hazelnut 💗: thanks guys ily 💗