Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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By CatLover_3695

Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are now chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: I love you Alex

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too

Hazelnut 💗: when do you want to tell people?

Longarms 🇺🇸: perhaps we should tell your father first, then think about telling Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy. I am not going to tell my parents just yet as we are...not in speaking terms.

Hazelnut 💗: what happened love?

Longarms 🇺🇸: well after I leave Western they want me to go back to America and join my father's business. My dad has tried to bribe me with significant amounts of money however if I take it, they would be awful to me.

Hazelnut 💗: oh Alex I'm sorry

Longarms 🇺🇸: I don't want to go back to America, I love England. At least one member of my family might approve, she has told me that if I stay in England she would give me twice the amount of money my father offers me.

Hazelnut 💗: well do you want to tell her

Longarms 🇺🇸: ummmm I do but I need help as she's scary

Hazelnut 💗: who is she?

Longarms 🇺🇸: My grandmother, the countess

Hazelnut 💗: oh yeah she's scary

Longarms 🇺🇸: lol

Hazelnut 💗: why don't we tell my father first?

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok...he's scary though

Hazelnut 💗: well... yeah but at least he approves of you

Longarms 🇺🇸: very true dear

Hazelnut 💗: love you 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too ❤️

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Idiot 🥸 and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.

Idiot 🥸: hey babe

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hello

Idiot 🥸: how are you

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I feel wierd

Idiot 🥸: what's wrong

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: have you ever felt like a part of you is missing?

Idiot 🥸: yes, why

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well since we haven't seen each other I've felt kind of empty

Idiot 🥸: awww Lav

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what's it called when you miss someone so much it begins to hurt you

Idiot 🥸: it's called being in love

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh well that's something I thought would never happen

Idiot 🥸: why

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I've just never cared for romance like Kitty and I've never had the biggest crush ever like Hazel

Idiot 🥸: perhaps you were just waiting for the right person

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: maybe I was

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I guess that person is you. I love you George.

Idiot 🥸: I love you too Lavinia

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wow that feels really nice, its as though there's a bubble in my chest

Idiot 🥸: I'm glad you like it.

Idiot 🥸: how about we go in a date?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: when?

Idiot 🥸: are you free tonight?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes

Idiot 🥸: well let's meet at the British museum as I believe there is a section on communism then we could go see a film

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sounds great, how about we meet at 3pm?

Idiot 🥸: I was just about to suggest that ❤️

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'll see you later

Idiot 🥸: bye

-----

Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I just told George that I love him

Hazelnut 💗: omg congratulations

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: awwwww

Little sprout 🌱: so cute

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: congrats ig

AminaEM 💍: congratulations girlie

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: and he said that he loved me

Hazelnut 💗: of course he did

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ?

Hazelnut 💗: I could see it in his eyes whenever he looked at you. Whenever he looked at you his eyes would brighten and shine like the sun

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: really?

Hazelnut 💗: yes

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wow Hazel good observation

Hazelnut 💗: well apparently I'm the only one here who notices romance so...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shut up

AminaEM 💍: congratulations

Little sprout 🌱: awww so cute

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: very sweet

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: does anyone else have news?

Hazelnut 💗: I have to go bye

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well that was strange

-----

Hazelnut 💗 and Father are now chatting privately.

Father: Hello Wong Fung Ying

Hazelnut 💗: hello father

Father: I was wondering if you would like to go out to dinner together this evening?

Hazelnut 💗: I'd like that father, can Alexander come

Father: very well, I trust you to let him know about the arrangement

Hazelnut 💗: thank you father, I shall see you in the evening

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: Alex my father invited me to dinner tonight and he said that you can come.

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok, so are we gonna tell him tonight?

Hazelnut 💗: yes I think we should

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok

Hazelnut 💗: let me just message Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy to let them know.

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'

Hazelnut 💗: Hey Uncle Felix, Hey Aunt Lucy

Uncle Felix 😎: hello Hazel

Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello Hazel dear

Hazelnut 💗: can Alexander come around, my father wants to take the both of us out to dinner?

Uncle Felix 😎: of course

Bertie 🌍: Oooo oooo, the boyfriend is meeting the father what a big step

Aunt Lucy 🔍: be nice Bertie

Hazelnut 💗: it's alright

Uncle Felix 😎: I trust that you and Alexander will behave

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: so that's what makes you appear Daisy, talking about Hazel's love life

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what can I say

Hazelnut 💗: 😳😳😳

Hazelnut 💗: we'll be good

Uncle Felix 😎: good

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