Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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By CatLover_3695

Unknown is chatting with Longarms 🇺🇸.

Unknown: heyyy 💓

Longarms 🇺🇸: who is this

Unknown: hey handsome

Longarms 🇺🇸: I have a girlfriend

Unknown: she doesn't have to know 😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: who are you

Unknown: I'm Rosé 💓

Longarms 🇺🇸: Rosé...

Unknown: my name is Rosé Pritchett 💓

Longarms 🇺🇸: I see

Unknown: do you want to go on a date 💓

Longarms 🇺🇸: no

Unknown: come on it will be fun, we could even have sex. Bet you've never had that before

Longarms 🇺🇸: I am not going on a date with you, I'd rather have sex with my girlfriend

Unknown: who's your girlfriend

Longarms 🇺🇸: Her name is Hazel

Unknown: is she Chinese?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes

Unknown: I hate that ugly whore 😡

Longarms 🇺🇸: *angrily* what did you just call my girlfriend 🤬

Unknown: an ugly whore

Longarms 🇺🇸: how dare you

Unknown: what it's true, she acts like she's so important just because she plays dress up as a detective.

Unknown: she's just a stupid little bint

Longarms 🇺🇸: HOW DARE YOU CALL MY FIANCÉE AN UGLY WHORE AND A STUPID BINT. HAZEL IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, KIND, INTELLIGENT, MODEST AND AMAZING GIRL IN THE WORLD. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE HER NAME IN YOUR MOUTH. YOU ARE JUST A SLUTTY BITCH WHO CANT KEEP HER LEGS SHUT. YOU'VE BEEN AROUND MOST OF THE BOYS IN MY YEAR AND I WON'T GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION OF MAKING ME CHEAT ON MY FIANCÉE. I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH AND WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HER SO WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF.

Unknown: dick

Longarms 🇺🇸: funny I'm not the one who's had 20 of them in me

Longarms 🇺🇸 blocked Unknown

-----

Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Longarms 🇺🇸: some random girl just messaged me trying to get me to cheat on Hazel

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: WHAT THE FUCK

Hazelnut 💗: who is that cock sucking spastic slutty whore-faced wanking bastard.

Idiot 🥸: what's her name

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel that is the best insult ever

Longarms 🇺🇸: she said her name was Rosé Pritchett

AminaEM 💍: that bitch

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hate her

Little sprout 🌱: she's awful

Hazelnut 💗: I hate her so much

Longarms 🇺🇸: here's what was said

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: who here is interesting in planning a murder

Idiot 🥸: me

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hell yeah

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yep

Little sprout 🌱: yes

AminaEM 💍: count me in

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: are you ok Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: *still in shock after what she read* Alex...

Little sprout 🌱: Rosé is awful

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: she's a bitch

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I love your response to her calling you a dick Alexander

Idiot 🥸: It seems as though dating Hazel has improved your quick witted insults Alex

AminaEM 💍: is it just me who picked up on the fact that Alexander called Hazel his fiancée

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh so I did

Hazelnut 💗: Alex...🥺🥺🥺

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel is crying

Little sprout 🌱: are you okay Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: m'fine 😭😭😭

-----

Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: why are you crying Haz

Hazelnut 💗: you called me you your fiancée

Longarms 🇺🇸: did that upset you?

Hazelnut 💗: no I'm crying because I'm so happy that you feel that way about me

Longarms 🇺🇸: awww Hazel ❤️

-----

Mr Wong and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hi Mr Wong it's Alexander, I just wanted to check that I still had your blessing.

Mr Wong: you do Mr Arcady

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you, also please call me Alexander

Mr Wong: you're welcome Alexander, please call me Vincent

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you Vincent

-----

Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting in real life

Longarms 🇺🇸: look out of your window

Hazelnut 💗: Alex, what are you doing here?

*Alexander is standing on the ledge outside Hazel's window*

Longarms 🇺🇸: can you let me in please

Hazelnut 💗: of course

Hazelnut 💗: *opens the window and stands back so Alexander can climb in*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *climbs in then kisses Hazel*

Hazelnut 💗: I love you Alex 💗

Hazelnut 💗: so why are you here?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I came her because I love you so much. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This may be a rushed decision however I know it is the right one. You have caused me joy I never knew how to experience these past few months we have been together. I want to spend the rest of my life showing you just how much you mean to me. You are my best friend, my soulmate and my whole world. *Gets down on one knee* Haz you will always be Daisy's Watson however it would be the highest honour if you become my wife. Hazel Wong, will you marry me?

Hazelnut 💗: yes yes a million times yes.

Longarms 🇺🇸: *slips the ring onto Hazel's finger

Hazelnut 💗: Alex this ring is gorgeous

Hazelnut 💗: *jumps onto Alexander and hugs him knocking him to the floor*

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: *kisses Alexander*

-----

Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what should we do to Rosé?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: something awful

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Author's note

Here's a picture of Hazel's ring:

Also put in the comments what you think the gang should do to Rosé - be as mean as you like.

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