Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: omg today was so fun, have you got the pictures babe?

Longarms 🇺🇸: here are the ones of us


Hazelnut 💗: omg I love that

Longarms 🇺🇸:



Longarms 🇺🇸: there you go Haz

Hazelnut 💗: thanks Al

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you little moon

Hazelnut 💗: I love you too... American Pie

Longarms 🇺🇸: isn't that your favourite song?

Hazelnut 💗: yep 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: ❤️❤️❤️

Longarms 🇺🇸: have you ever felt insecure about the way you look?

Hazelnut 💗: yes, why?

Longarms 🇺🇸: because recently I have really begun to hate the way I look. My arms are awkwardly long and I'm so tall I have to suck to get through a door. I'm hideous. Someone as gorgeous as you deserves to be with someone who is just as attractive.

Hazelnut 💗: Alex

Longarms 🇺🇸: what it's true

Hazelnut 💗: no it's not. You are the most handsome man ever. Your arms aren't too long, you're not too tall and god forbid you are certainly not hideous. You are perfect and the hottest person ever and if it's anyone who deserves someone better looking it's you. You are perfect while I am floored.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel you are the most beautiful person ever you need to believe me. I love you for who you are and what you look like makes me love you even more.

Hazelnut 💗: I'll believe you, if you believe me.

Longarms 🇺🇸: ... alright

Hazelnut 💗: say it with me, I am beautiful.

Longarms 🇺🇸: I am beautiful

Hazelnut 💗: good

Longarms 🇺🇸: you never fail to cheer me up Haz, thank you I love you si much ❤️

Hazelnut 💗: I love you too Alex 💗💗💗

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'

Little sprout 🌱: heyyyy

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hi Beans

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hello

Idiot 🥸: hello everyone

Hazelnut 💗: hi

Longarms 🇺🇸: hi

AminaEM 💍: Hiya

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: go die

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what did everyone do today, Beanie and I watched films

Little sprout 🌱: that was fun 🥰

Hazelnut 💗:  awww cute

Longarms 🇺🇸: awww cute

Idiot 🥸: Daisy and I had to live with the sappy couple stuff all day 💀

AminaEM 💍: I went out for lunch with my parents

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I spent time with my dad and step mum 🙄

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Me, Watson, George and Blondie did stupid stuff

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so nothing different than usual

Idiot 🥸: no

AminaEM 💍: what did you do?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: we had fun at an arcade

Idiot 🥸: I took these


Longarms 🇺🇸: and I got this one

Hazelnut 💗: awww I love the one of me and Alex

Little sprout 🌱: so cute

Longarms 🇺🇸: adorable

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what about the one of me and you?

Hazelnut 💗: very cute

Longarms 🇺🇸: Daisy and George did something that looked very concerning

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I want to do that

Little sprout 🌱: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hahaha

AminaEM 💍: are you 2 ok in the head?

Hazelnut 💗: no they are not

Idiot 🥸: this picture has me concerned for you Hazel


Hazelnut 💗: it just makes me even more concerned for Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: rude

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣

Little sprout 🌱: are you ok?

AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: then we went shopping

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: accurate

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I have a picture of Alexander in a fridge

Hazelnut 💗: awww Alex you look so cute

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Alexander how did you manage to fit in it?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: and a picture of Hazel pushing George in a shopping trolley


AminaEM 💍: haha

Little sprout 🌱: that looks fun

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George the next time we go shopping you are pushing me in the trolley

Idiot 🥸: ok

Hazelnut 💗: Alex and I found marvel masks


AminaEM 💍: lol

Little sprout 🌱: cute

Longarms 🇺🇸: this is the only picture I have with Daisy


Hazelnut 💗: Daisy and George made a flame thrower

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: why didn't you do it with me 😢

Idiot 🥸: sorry babe

Hazelnut 💗: then we came back to Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy's apartment and baked


Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Alexander do you have a floury kiss on your cheek?

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh yeah

Little sprout 🌱: awww

Hazelnut 💗: I was ensuring everyone knew he is mine for life

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: like we all don't know that

Longarms 🇺🇸: here's one of the girls

Idiot 🥸: lol

AminaEM 💍: we should all meet up maybe tomorrow or the day after

Little sprout 🌱: sounds great

Hazelnut 💗: good idea

Longarms 🇺🇸: good idea

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: let's sort out all the fine details later as I gtg

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: bye

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