Murder Most Unladylike Groupc...

By CatLover_3695

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The title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol. More

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Hazelnut 💗: FATHER!?

Mr Wong: surprised to see me

Hazelnut 💗: I thought you were in Hong Kong

Mr Wong: I wanted to surprise you *hugs Hazel*

Uncle Felix 😎: Good to see you Mr Wong

Mr Wong: Good to see you Mr Mountfitchet

Mr Wong: Please, call me Vincent

Uncle Felix 😎: Call me Felix *shakes hands with Mr Wong*

Mr Wong: what was it you didn't want to tell me

Hazelnut 💗: I em well...

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel didn't want to tell you how much she missed you because she thought it would upset you

Mr Wong: Oh Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: *whispers* thank you Al

Mr Wong: Hazel are you going to introduce me to your boyfriend

Hazelnut 💗: yes. Father I would like for you to meet my amazing boyfriend Alexander Arcady.

Mr Wong: It is good to see you Mr Arcady

Longarms 🇺🇸: Good to see you again Mr Wong.

Mr Wong: You had better treat my daughter right otherwise her detective society will have another murder case

Longarms 🇺🇸: of course Sir, I love your daughter so much and would never dream of hurting her. She is my best friend, my little moon means the world to me.

Hazelnut 💗: 🥺🥺🥺

Mr Wong: *is taken aback at how serious and grown up Alexander sounds*

Mr Wong: I approve of you Arcaay, at first I was worried if Hazel had chosen the wrong man but now I realise I shouldn't have been worried. If her Grandfather were here now, he would be very proud of her for finding such an amazing. I hope that you one day think about joining our family.

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you sir that means a lot to me, in the future I'd love to join your family.

Mr Wong: then you have my blessing

Hazelnut 💗: 🥺🥺🥺

Idiot 🥸: Are we ignoring the fact that Alex said that Hazel was his best friend rather than moi

Hazelnut 💗: yes we are, nice to see you in the land of the living George.

Longarms 🇺🇸: did you enjoy your little nap?

Idiot 🥸: I hate you both

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what did I miss?

Hazelnut 💗: did you enjoy your little nap?

Longarms 🇺🇸: nice to see you in the land of the living Daisy

Mr Wong: *whispering* was that intended?

Idiot 🥸: what them swapping lines, they probably did it without thinking

Uncle Felix 😎: ah young love, how precious.

Bertie 🌍: *whispering* I can't believe it took them so long to get together

Harold 💫: *whispering* me neither

Mr Wong: Why did Mr Mukherjee and Miss Wells faint?

Bertie 🌍: they found out that I was dating Harold

Mr Wong: Mr...Wells I presume?

Bertie 🌍: that is me sir

Harold 💫: and I am Harold Mukherjee sir

Mr Wong: pleasure to meet you

Uncle Felix 😎: So I will take two people in the car with me and Lucy, two people will go with Harold and Bertie and Mr Wong will meet us at my flat.

Hazelnut 💗: Aunt Lucy is here?

Uncle Felix 😎: yes she put your things in the car.

Hazelnut 💗: I didn't realise, it will be nice to see her

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes I can't wait to see her.

Bertie 🌍: Daisy, George do you want to come with Harold and I?

Idiot 🥸: yes

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes I have some questions for you.

Longarms 🇺🇸: *grabs Hazel's hand*

Mr Wong: Hazel I shall see you when we get to Felix's flat, I need to drive.

Hazelnut 💗: you can drive? 🤣

Mr Wong: cheeky girl, actually I can drive.

Longarms 🇺🇸: see you in a bit Mr Wong

Mr Wong: goodbye Mr Arcady

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