Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex and alcohol 😜'
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg Hazel you are dead
Hazelnut 💗: ikkk 😭
Longarms 🇺🇸: if you don't make it out alive Haz I love you so much
Hazelnut 💗: I love you 3000
Hazelnut 💗: omg my father has just messaged 😭
Idiot 🥸: good luck
AminaEM 💍: good luck
Little sprout 🌱: what's wrong with Hazel's dad
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: he's fucking terrifying
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wow he must be bad if Daisy is scared of him
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Hazel is now chatting with Father
Father: Wong Fung Ying...
Hazel: Good morning father.
Father: what was that message you sent me last night?
Hazel: um I'm not sure...
Father: Hazel you weren't drunk were you?
Hazel: ...I was wasted
Father: ...
Hazel: I am sorry
Father: Finally you did something stupid
Hazel: I'm sorry
Father: I was beginning to think that I raised you to be a coward
Hazel: I am still confused
Father: Hazel, I raised you to be a good studios girl however I was hard on you and never let you have fun unless it was related to reading or puzzles
Hazel: Well I like reading and puzzles
Father: I know however I was beginning to think that I was so hard on you, I scared you away from doing anything fun.
Hazel: surely you would have realised I was fine when I became a detective
Father: Even then you always followed Miss Wells, you were just doing the right thing
Hazel: I like detecting
Father: I know, I am curious as to what has brought you out of your shell.
Hazel: I...umm...
Father: Hazel what is it
Hazel: I have a boyfriend
Father: HAZEL WONG
Hazel: yes
Father: nevermind, does he treat you well?
Hazel: yes, he treats me like a queen
Father: How do you feel about him?
Hazel: I love him father, I truly love him.
Father: wow...um that is a shock, when can I meet him?
Hazel: You've already met him 😂
Father: Have I?
Hazel: yes. My boyfriend is called Alexander.
Father: the tall American boy?
Hazel: yes
Father: Damnit I owe your mother £10
Hazel: Did you have a bet?
Father: I thought you'd end up with the other boy, the Indian one
Hazel: 🤣🤣🤣
Father: well congratulations I suppose
Hazel: thank you father
Father: just promise me you would have sex until you are married
Hazel: 😳😳😳
Father: you know what I trust you, you are my Hazel after all.
Hazel: um thank you father, have a good day
Father: you too, love you Hazel
Hazel: love you too father.
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Hazelnut 💗: hello
Longarms 🇺🇸: are you alive?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg was your father really mad?
Hazelnut 💗:
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: now that is shocking
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that is unexpected
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: haha he thought he raised you to be too much of a goody two shoes
Hazelnut 💗: wait there's more
Hazelnut 💗:
Longarms 🇺🇸: HE DIDN'T KILL YOU!?
Hazelnut 💗: no
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: he was about to shout at you 🤣
Hazelnut 💗:
Little sprout 🌱: He thought you and George would end up together?
Idiot 🥸: no just no
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oi that's my best friend, any boy would be lucky to have her
Longarms 🇺🇸: true
Idiot 🥸: True despite the fact that I had a small crush on Hazel when I first met her I would never have taken her away from Alex
Hazelnut 💗: you liked me?
Idiot 🥸: yeah
Hazelnut 💗: well what can I say, I am fabulous 🤩
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hahaha, George you had better not like her anymore
Idiot 🥸: oh god no, now she's like my little sister.
Longarms 🇺🇸: so I did have a right to be worried 😖
Hazelnut 💗: what
Longarms 🇺🇸: part of the reason why it took me so long to ask you out was because I thought you liked George
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: Alex you are so stupid. I never liked George one bit. It was always you.
Longarms 🇺🇸: I still thought you liked George when we were on the ship as you were avoiding me.
Hazelnut 💗: I was avoiding you because I was in love with you however I was certain you didn't like me back - you send very confusing signals
Longarms 🇺🇸: oh
Hazelnut 💗: Did you still think I liked George after I kissed you in Fallingford?
Longarms 🇺🇸: oh no that though died very quickly
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wait...you guys kissed in Fallingford?
Idiot 🥸: I was gonna say
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: Oh Alex
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm still confused, when did you guys kiss at Fallingford.
Hazelnut 💗: Hmmm it must have been Christmas Eve
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: when I was 'dead'
Hazelnut 💗: yeah
Little sprout 🌱: I'm so confused, I thought you guys only found out that you liked eachother a month ago
Longarms 🇺🇸: oh no haha
Idiot 🥸: ???
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🧐🧐🧐
Hazelnut 💗: we staged that
AminaEM 💍: I am loving this 🍿🍿🍿
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: omg me too it's amazing ☕☕☕
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so you staged finding out that you liked eachother
Hazelnut 💗: yes, it was quite ingenious actually
Longarms 🇺🇸: we had been dating since Christmas Eve sooo for about 2 months before we staged the 'discovery'
Idiot 🥸: Why'd you stage it?
Hazelnut 💗: We wanted to see how long it would take you to realise. After 2 months it showed us how oblivious you were to romance so the reason why it was easy to tell we were dating was because we made it mind-numbingly obviously
AminaEM 💍: Jesus Christ you are so smart
Longarms 🇺🇸: we are a lot more descrete than you think we are
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wow Watson I'm impressed
Idiot 🥸: you two are...
Hazelnut 💗: the best detectives ever, we know
Longarms 🇺🇸: you go on and on about how you are more secretive than us...
Hazelnut 💗: ...but now you have to admit that we are the best.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: very impressive and hilarious
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you are brilliant
Little sprout 🌱: wow, who's idea was it
Longarms 🇺🇸: Haz's
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: of course it was, that's my bestie
AminaEM 💍: so basically you tricked everyone into thinking you weren't dating for two months when you in fact were?
Hazelnut 💗: yep
AminaEM 💍: You others must be shit detectives
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: AMINA 😠
Hazelnut 💗: they aren't shit detectives, they are shit at spotting romance when it is right in front of them
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sounds about right🤣
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yeah 🤣
Little sprout 🌱: it is rather funny 😂
Idiot 🥸: I am still in shock 😯
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so am I George