Frerard One-Shots #Wattys2016 [currently being edited]

Gerards POV- 16 years old

"Bob, why must you leave us?" I asked.

"Tis my destiny", Bob looked to the sun and puffed out his chest.

The sun. A burning ball of fire that causes cancer and skin diseases. Indeed, against the sun we're the enemy.

"Why must this be your fate", Sir Frank questioned.

"York is the only place for me", Bob said. "They're the only place that accepted my college application".

"How long will you be gone?" Princess Frofro asked.

"Many fortnights", Bob answered.

We were devistated that Prince Bobbert was moving on with his life.

"I, Queen Gerard, and him, Sir Frankie, solemnly swear that no harm will come to your castle whilst you are away", I swore.

"Indeed, you require a thinks", Bob bowed.

The unicorn keeper, Moikey, emerged from our castle. He glared sexilly at Princess Frofro. He approached us with his long graceful legs.

"My dearest Bobbert, when will you return from war?" Moikey asked.

"Many suns and many moons", Bob declared.

Moikey weeped into Princess Frofro's dress.

"Sir Frankie and Queen Gerard, I hope you have several offspring in my absence", Bob blessed.

"And indeed, I hope the turkeh mane don't get you on your long journey. Moikey, fetch Bobbert a unicorn", Sir Frankie demanded.

"Yes sir", Moikey marched off to the unicorn stable.

"I will bring back wealth to our kingdom", Bob nodded.

"I have no doubt that you will", Princess Frofro closed her eyes in contempt.

Moikey returned with his prized unicorn, Paisley.

"Not Paisley", Princess Frofro fainted.

Moikey caught her in his slender arms.

"Princess Frofro", Moikey threw his head back. "I know you must think of me as a measly servant, but since you were but an adolescent and my father worked the stable, I have had a large crush on you".

Everyone gasped, but silence followed.

"I love you Moikey", Princess Frofro smooched Moikey.

"This is supposed to be all about me", Bob whined.

"Consume feces, Bobbert", I waved him away. "Go complete your studies".

"I shall Queen Gerard", Bobbert bowed and jumped onto his unicorn.

It farted rainbows as it flew away I'm the direction of York.

And then Sir Frankie and I had gey buttsecks.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

I'm not sorry.