Ben 10 In The MCU

82:Revengers.

Thor:No, no. I'm putting together the team. The Hulk is the f*re.

Banner:Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk.

Thor:What? No!

Banner:It's gross. You don't care about me. You're not my friend.

Thor:No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like..."Smash, smash, smash." I prefer you.

Banner:Thanks.

A beat.

Thor:But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, he is very powerful and useful.

Banner:Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too.

Ben:Is he though?

Banner:How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven.

Thor:Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. But we're in danger here, so we have to move.

Thor grabs a towel from the ground next to him. He puts the towel over his head.

Ben:What are you doing with that?

Thor:I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.

Banner:I need a disguise.

Ben:Uhh what about me?

Thor:You are the disguise.

Banner finds a pair of Stark's sunglasses in his jacket.

Banner:I'll be Tony Stark.

Thor:What?

Banner.Yeah. Tony and the gypsys.

Thor:No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.

Banner:Then why did you dress me up like Tony?

Skurd and Ben:Because you were naked.

Banner:Okay, I'll give you that.

They stand up. Banner adjusts his crotch.

Thor:What are you doing? Stop doing that!

Banner:Tony wears his pants super tight.

Thor:Stop it!

Banner:I'm sorry.

Thor:Why are you being so weird?

Banner:I don't know. Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years inside of a monster made me a little weird.

Banner flashes green. Thor calms him down.

Thor:Hey. It's okay. You're good. Calm down. Come on. Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard and you're not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again. All right?

Banner:All right.

Just then they are separated in a Contest of Champions party.

Thor:This is bad. Banner! Ben! Booger! Banner!

Ben:Thor!

Banner:Ben! Thor!

Bruce bumps into Biff Ben and Thor arrive.

As the quad were briefly threatened by Biff only for Valkyrie to appear and use Biff's Obedience Disk to subdue him.

Thor:Hi.

Valkyrie:Hi.

Thor:I was gonna do that.

Valkyrie:Yeah, well, I did it first.

Thor:That's good. What are you doing here?

Valkyrie:What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving.

Thor:I got sidetracked.

Valkyrie:What's with the...

Thor:It's my disguise.

Valkyrie:But I can see your face.

Thor:Not when I do this, you can't.

He blocks his face with the cloth.

Thor:Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. Change it? Washed it maybe?

The quad follow her into a hut.

Bruce:What are those things on her eyes? Are those people that she's killed? She's so beautiful and strong and courageous.

Valkyrie:Who is this guy?

Thor:He's a friend.

Ben:Who? Me?

Banner:I'm Bruce.

Valkyrie:I feel like I know you.

Banner:I feel like I know you, too.

Ben:Hi nice armor.

Valkyrie clears her throat and adjusts her suit smiling and brushing her hair aside.

Valkyrie:Why thank you Uhh what's your name?

Ben:I'm Ben!

Valkyrie:Hi Ben...uhh sorry who's the bug.

Skurd:Skurd at your service madam.

Valkyrie:Cool Look, I've spent years in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget, and to die one day.

Thor:I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was gonna kill you.

Valkyrie:I don't plan to stop drinking. But I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore, so if I'm gonna die, well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

Thor:Good. Yeah.

Valkyrie:So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team.

Ben:Has it got a name?

Thor:Yeah, it's called the Revengers.

Ben and Valkyrie:Revengers?

Thor:Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. Do you guys want revenge?

Ben Skurd and Banner:I'm undecided.

Thor:Okay.