tw: little bit nsfw?!:
tw: swearing
context: teenage dream asking to buy condoms
DREAMS PERSPECTIVE:
It's 8:56 pm and I'm driving to the store, on the phone to George.
"George, do you know how awkward it is buying condoms?
"No," he laughs.
"Of course you wouldn't know, says a lot," I snark.
"Ow. That one hurt."
"Good," I say sarcastically. "Alright, I'm here, do you wanna stay on the phone or not?"
"Keep me on," he says.
I inhale and exhale quickly, then park my car and walk into the shop. I put an airpod in and put my phone into my pocket.
"Can you hear me fine?" I ask.
"Yep, you sound fine."
As soon as I walk in, I walk over to the cash register and see the condoms behind him.
"Hi sir, what can I get for you?" the cashier asks.
I, nervously, ask, "uh- can I- um- can I just get a packet of condoms please?"
A guy behind me in line yells, "yo! This dudes bout to get laid!"
Fucking hell.
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