Gov: *walks down the street and sees some snake chilling on the road*
Gov: *Picks it up* You're my friend now-
The snake: .-.
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Kentucky: *Puts his feet on the table*
Virginia: *Holding a gun to his head* Get. Your fucking feet. Off my table.
Kentucky: *Shaking* Ok-
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Georgia: FUCK!
N.Y: HEY HE SAID THE F WORD!
Delaware: *Tackles him* SOMEONE CALL THE UTAH!!
Georgia: *Screaming*
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N.J: Jump in the catilac-
N.Y: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
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*N.J at a talent show*
N.J: Uhh... Hello everyone, my name is New Jersey. And... my talent is I'm really good at judging people.
Judge: Oh?
N.J: Like that one dude in the front kinda looks like a guy that kicks babies and that woman over there looks like she stabs people at the back of a Target on Tuesdays specifically at 9:45 am and stops at noon. Oh, and we can't forget this fucking guy look at his ugly as-
Judge: OK THAT'S ENOUGH!
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N.H: *Playing never going to give you up on the piano*
Vermont: *Slowly lifts a torch*
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N.Y: If you could have a song written about anything what would it be?
Louisiana: Captin Sparkles abs.
N.Y: What-
Louisiana: I don't remember stuttering sha.
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Kentucky: I created a machine that finds people's soulmates! And I would like to ask Virginia, my dear unbearable brother, to come test it.
Virginia: I... Ok. *Flips a switch and a book comes out*
Kentucky: Open it! :D
Virginia: I-It's empty...
Kentucky: Try again...!
Virginia: *Pulls it again and another book comes out* This one is also empty.
Kentucky: Huh... Did you break it?
Geo: Let me try-
Kentucky: *Gay panics* Oh wait for a second, this machine was actually very invested with your life. And it magically poofed the book in my hand here, read it while lookin' at me.
Geo: *Takes the book from him* O-Ok...
Geo: "Your love life is false. Your true love may be right in front of you." *Slowly looks up at Kentucky*
Kentucky: Well what a isn't that nice~?
Geo: *Heavily sighs and throws the book in the fireplace*
Kentucky: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW COME ON!!
Virginia: *Wheeze*
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District: *Raises his hand in the middle of a meeting*
D.C: Yeah District?
District: Can we speed this up I wanna watch the new Mr. Beast Squid game video in around 9 minutes.
D.C: Are you fucking serious right now-??
District: YES!
N.C: Mr. Beast is important to us.
Georgia: Agreed
Southie: Holy shit the impossible just happened-
bai bai-