Mass: Ireland, is it true that back in the day there was a practice where your people and you had to suck your king's nipples?
Ireland: *Grabs him by the collar* We don't talk about that...
Mass: Ok-
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Illinois: *Walks out of Oklahoma's room drenched in blood*
Satanic Temple: What a man~
IDC: Where did I go wrong...?
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Wisconsin: Do you think if I wrote the Queen of England's name in a Death Note I would defeat the Death Note?
Coco: Probably.
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Texas: Hey you know how Fanta is your brother? How is that?
Coke: . . .
Fanta: Gluten tag!
Texas: Wait... Wasn't he born in... The 1940s-
Coke: One more word and I murder you.
(Fun Fact: Fanta was made by the Nazis. You're welcome. Use it to ruin folk's day.)
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Alaska: I found someone...
Hawaii: Is that a fucking bear-
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PA: You... What?
Holland: Your chocolate sucks ass.
PA: *Angry screaming*
Holland: *Starts gigging because English curses are funny tbh-*
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CDC: In 1518 there was a dancing plague. It made folks uncontrollably dance for days on end.
Mississippi: Darlin'... What??
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CIA: Are you trying to sleep?
National Guard: Yes now shut the fuck up.
CIA: In the 1800s drenchers were commonly made with the teeth of the dead soldiers.
Nat: Wha... How do you know that-?
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DC: Hi Wyoming!!
Wyoming: HeLLo- *Silently dies inside because of the voice crack*
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North Korea: What do you mean Covid Cases? I don't have any.
UN: Because-
[This quote is unable to be read in you country :C]
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London: *Coming up with creative ways to make fun of his American cousins*
The OG 13: "It's chewsday innit?"
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America: What did you want again?
Moscow: Alaska and for you to stop sending aid to Ukraine.
America: So you wanna know why we don't have free healthcare kid?
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UN: Why can't you chill?
Nato: I ain't do anything!
Moscow: Beg to differ.
Nato: Listen here you little shit-
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Arkansas: *Making out with Oklahoma*
Little Rock: *Who walked in on it* DAD?! YOU'RE GAY?!
Arkansas: FUCK- I THOUGHT YOU LOCKED THE DOOR?!
Oklahoma: I DID?!
LR: I broke in with this credit card that I stole from Tennessee.
Oklahoma: What-
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IDC: Don't make me say it...
Beijing: Go on ahead "sweetheart" what do you have to say that could possibly hurt me-
IDC: 1989.
Beijing: Fuck... We don't talk about that...
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Bai bai :)
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
