Lil' Gov: *Sulking in the corner of his room*
Lil' DC: What happened to him?
Lil' IDC: PA said they couldn't stop at his favorite dinner to eat. He has paperwork or something to do.
Lil' DC: Oh.
Lil' Gov: *Mumbles* It's not fair... I hate it here-
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NASA: According to my calculations... You get no bitches.
National Guard: Man... Fuck you.
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Geo: You'll never believe what I found!
PA: Was it my happiness?
Geo: No...? Are you alright?
PA: Y-Yeah.
Geo: Ok... Well, I found this! *Picks up Kentucky* It's really cute! Like you!
PA: *Flustered northeastern noises and he just stomps off*
Kentucky: Ha! It worked!
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Louie: I think we messed up sha...
Cali: Correction. When do you not?
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NY: *Sitting on a cardboard throne surrounded by rats* I am the rat king.
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Oklahoma: *Kisses Arkansas*
Arkansas: No homo right?
Oklahoma: Maybe a little homo...?
Arkansas: Maybe a lot homo...?
Oklahoma: FUCK YEAH!! *Cue them just making out*
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NYC: I'm... Really sad... Like. Almost all the time-
San Francisco: HI!!
NYC: :D
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Oregon: Where's my dumbass?
Idaho: *Stumbles over to him obviously drunk* HeY bAbE! :)
Oregon: There he is...
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Nebraska: Am I really that bad?
Missouri: Who told you that? You're probably one of the best and most tolerable of the midwest!
Nebraska: T-mobile...
Kansas: We'll be right back.
Nebraska: Wha-?
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*Cue them beating the shit out of T-mobile*
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Ohio: Look. Look. Look-
Michigan: At what?
Ohio: *Holding a mirror* Your ugly ass.
Michigan: Damn. You're right for once!
Indiana: Michi no!!
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Texas: I just got the random urge to murder something... Is that normal?
NJ: Perfectly. Just don't give into it. Unless it's New York. Then kill him. Stab him over 27 times in the skull-
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Washington: I'm so dumb-
District: YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH BETTER NOT BE TALKING BAD ABOUT YOUR HOT SELF RIGHT NOW!!
Washington: *Gay panics*
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Warsaw: Hit me- hit me. You won't. hit me. Do it. Now. Hit ME. INVADE ALREADY!! FUCKING DO IT- HURT ME. DO IT!! PUSSY! INVADE ME!!
Moscow: . . .
Nato: GOD DAMN IT WARSAW! KNOCK IT OFF!!
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Montgomery: I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS! I'M GONNA BEAT. YOUR. ASS-
Jackson: *Scared noises*
Alabama: MONTGOMERY DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE HERE!!
Montgomery: I'm sorry dad... Can you still make me mac and cheese-?
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Choctaw Nation: *Exists*
Ireland: *Happiness noises*
England: *Exists*
Ireland: *Angry screaming*
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NBA: Are you sure you're gonna be fine on your own?
Miami Heat: Of course pops! When would we ever lie to you?
MBA: The other day you lied about doing the dishes...
Golden State Warriors: N-no! Go enjoy your vacation! We promise to be good boys and girls and non-binary kids while your away!
NBA: *Nervous still* Ok... But nothing better be broken when I get back! *leaves*
~Not even five minutes later~
*The entire house is on fire*
Cleveland Cavaliers: OH FUCK! WE'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE NOW!!
Utah Jazz: *Unholy screaming*
76ers: *Crying on the floor*
Chicago Bulls: WE CAN FIX THIS!!
NY Knicks: NO WE CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Lil' bit of a writers block hit. But I'll work through it ig. I dunno.
Anyway sleepy time for me. Goodnight! :)
Bai bai!
CITEȘTI
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
