Ohio: Kinda homophobic that we aren't fucking right now. Just saying.
Alabama: *Takes off his shirt* Well I do support~
Indiana: *breaks down the door holding the anti horny stick* I DON'T ANYMORE I GUESS-
Ohio & Ala: *High pitched screaming*
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N.Y: The reason why most people are single is because they do not wish to be with an ugly person. The issue for me is I'm ugly as hell...
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N.J: Listen here fuck face...
S.C: Yes hun?
N.J: Your existence satisfies me. Now I request some cuddles.
S.C: Ok?
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Georgia: Where... Is... THE GOD DAMN COFFEE CREAMER! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME BEFORE I SHOVE THIS MILK UP SOMEONE'S ASS-
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Georgia & N.Y: *Running down the hall screaming*
Louie: *Running after them with a pike* MAMMA THIS IS FOR YOU!!
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California: I don't like that
Texas: *Holding a brisket* But-
Cali: No. Just- no.
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Coco: Do you ever wonder who took the videos and photos of the first guy to go on the moon if he was the first one there...
Arkansas: I KNOWWW!! It's like who took the photo of the first camera?
Nebraska: Maybe they were faked and none of it was real?! :O
Saw & Coco: :O
Missouri: *Wheeze*
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Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
