Some random asshole: Hey kid your mom asked me to pick you up! :)
Savanah: . . .
Savanah: I have a mom?
The asshole: Uh-
Dallas: *Wheeze*
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Nato: Hi national guard!
National Guard: Hi nato!
Nato: I just wanna let you know you're a dear friend of mine and I love you
Nat: Aww that's nice I-
Nato: *Puts him in a headlock* Now let me demonstrate some of that love! :D *Chucks him out a window*
UN: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY SHOWING AFFECTION!!
Nato: It... Isn't?
Nat: *High pitched screaming*
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N.J: *really drunk* *Sniff* I've never been treated that nicelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Southie: I know dear. It's ok.
N.J: I love you, Southie. I love you.
Southie: I love you too. Maybe we should go to sleep-
N.J: YoU aRe So NiCe To Me... *Sobbing*
Southie: No honey don't cry-
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Alabama: There are no mistakes!
Mississippi: Florida.
Alabama: . . .
Alabama: There are some mistakes!
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Bills: Marshmellow why are you crying?
Texans: I lost... My wallet...
Bills: *Takes out a gun* WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS STOLE FROM OUR CHILD-
Steelers: *Takes out a cannon from god knows where* YEAH!! >:C
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CNN: Hello-
D.C: *Hiding in the closet*
Gov: Cousin... The hell...
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FBI: Hey. Could you give me a hint on-
N.J: N O *Disappears*
:)
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Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
