DC: *Laughing hysterically*
IDC: What's so funny?
DC: *Trying to pull himself together* T-This- Russian Legislative guy- SAID TO GIVE ALASKA BACK LIKE- BITCH! WHAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
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Savannah: *Passed out drunk on his bed after Saint Patrick's Day*
Dallas: *Losing his mind because the entire time he was drunk he was confessing his love for him*
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Cali: *Terrified because he forgot to wear green*
Montana: WHERE ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER! I WILL PINCH YOU-
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NY: Eh- I'm not that big of a fan of Saint Patrick's Day.
Savannah: *Walks over to Georgia* Break up with that bastard-
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Wyoming: If no one notices my existence there is no point to wear green today.
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Dublin: Ah. Young love... (Capital of Ireland)
Ireland and Scotland: *Just talking*
Edinburgh: Aren't they like really fucking old? (Capital of Scotland)
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NJ: Tonight men! WE FEAST ON THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
All the Northeast: FUCK YEAH-
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Florida & Cali: *Have a lot in common*
Florida: *Angry screaming*
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Florida: WHAT DO WE WANT?
The South: ASS!
Florida: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
The South: NOW!
Indiana: *Takes out anti-horny stick* I'm gonna need back up... DELAWARE-
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Gov: I'm gonna fuck your mom.
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District: *Choking*
DC: *Panicking and trying to help him*
Gov: HA-
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Hawaii: Alaska, honey, we need to talk. You cannot keep going outside naked just because your snow shorts are missing.
Alaska: So you expect me to go out in jeans? I don't think so.
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Jackson: Ya know my nickname is a city with a soul. So do you guys not have any-
Columbia: Pretty much.
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Ohio: Ah. Yes. *Randomly picks up a wheel of cheese* A sacrifice.
Minnesota: What-
Ohio: *Rolls the cheese in Wisconsin's room*
Wisconsin: You may live another day. *Nom mom mom*
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Bai bai-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
