Kentucky: Wanna hear some dark humor?
Geo: Yeah sure, I love dark humor!
Kentucky: Okay! *Turns the lights off* Knock Knock-
Geo: Tucky. Darling. Turn the damn lights back on.
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Virginia: Yo is NC sleeping or dead?
Atlanta: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Southie: Yeah, so did I.
NC: Okay, first of all, fuck you-
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Wisconsin: I love your cheese-
Switzerland: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE??
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Cali: Sometimes I like to think the ancient empires were gay.
Ohio: We may never know that but Egypt is a furry-
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Saint Augustine: Why are your tongues purple?
Houston: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Miami: I had a red one.
SA: oh
SA:
SA: OH
Oklahoma City:
OC: You drank each other's slushies?
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Savannah: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Savannah & Dallas: *in unison* Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Florida: Our turn, DC! One, two, three- vanilla!
DC, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake?
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Texas: Why are you on the floor?
Florida: I'm depressed.
Florida: Also I was stabbed, can you get Mass, please...?
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IDC: You're telling me to smile when male suicide rates are skyrocketing? Like bro. Tell that to your homies.
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Montana: Huh. Well, would you look at that...
Cali: What?
Montana: *Points to Florida standing on the roof in his boxers dancing*
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Florida: Are... Are you two secretly catgirls?
Egypt & Japan: What-
IDC: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!
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Satanic Temple: *Elevator stops working* This is awkward.
Vatican City: Really is-
Jerusalem: Ok. Now if we don't get out let's eat the Vatican first-
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Bai bai-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
