Indiana: You could just say you didn't wanna come with me and Ohio love...
Alabama:
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(God I'm lazy.)
Indiana: How...?
Alabama: JUST HELP ME!!
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Moscow: Does 2 + 2 = 4? Also, will you help me reestablish communism?
IDC: Yeah, WAIT-
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PA: babe.
Geo: *Wrapped in New Mexico's tortilla blanket again*
N.M: Please help me...
PA: Babe if you come out I will say the thing have wanted me to say all your life.
Geo: That sweet tea is good?
PA: Yes now-
Geo: *hops out of the blanket and snatches PA off his feet and runs off*
N.M: Well that worked a lot better than last time.
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Oklahoma: can I be honest with you Texas, you're a pretty decent state. I hate you, but you're not all that-
Texas: YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW-
Oklahoma: I take it all back...
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UK: Stop cracking your knuckles N.Y. It causes arthritis.
Connecticut: *Who's gone to medical school* No it doesn't what happens is-
UK: Respect your elder's child. I know what's best for my kids.
Connecticut: Wha-I... Ok...
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Oklahoma: One sip of alcohol doesn't make you an alcoholic. One song on sound cloud doesn't make you a rapper. BUT IF I CLAP ARKANSAS'S CHEEKS ONE TIME I'M GAY!! WHAT'S WITH THESE DOUBLE STANDARDS LIKE BRO-
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Gov: *About 90% of the time* I'M SORRY WHAT THE FU-
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Louie: I've been very good this year ya know. SO WHY WERE YOU NOT UNDER MY TREE WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES!! EXPLAIN YORKIE!!
N.Y: 👁👄👁
Everyone else at the dinner table: 👁👄👁
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The continental congress: Be there or be square.
Georgia: Well I'm a be the best god damn square here.
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Rhode: Tell me what state you are from without telling me what state you're from.
Connecticut: *Slowly takes out his wallet* Tax time.
