Florida: Hey Dad. Could you help me find my lost socks?
Georgia: *Knowing he only wears sandals and crocs* You don't wear socks?
Florida: Pfft- Not for my feet. :)
Georgia: . . .
Florida: . . .
Georgia: I don't feel comfortable around you anymore Florida.
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Miami: *Taking a shower and drops the soap* Aww shit.
Houston: *Walks into the room as he picks it up to brush his teeth* Ö
Miami & Houston: *High pitched screaming*
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Southie: "Hiding*
N.J: *Pissed* MOTHER FUCKER IF YOU DON'T BRING THAT ASS HERE-
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Wyoming: Hello Lo- *coughs* D.C.
D.C: WAS THAT COVID??
Wyoming: N-NO?!
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Netherlands: *Visiting* MY CHILDREN!
The Northeastern bros: DAD!
Netherlands: Ok..ok. Now onto business. WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM?
N.Y: Shit he knows-
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PA: On a scale of one to ten how would you rate life?
Maryland: Solid 5. Could be better but ya know.
Mass: -10.
PA: That isn't on the scale-
Mass: Just like my will to live any further.
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Coco: Ya ever eaten dog food?
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Connecticut: *Sleeping on the couch*
Coco: *High as shit* Look at him... He's so hot. Do you think he's single?
Cali: No sorry coco. He's got a boyfriend.
Coco: *Starts crying* By who...?
Cali: You.
Coco: FUCK YEAH-
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Arkansas: If you keep lookin' at me like that, I might fall head over heels for you...
Oklahoma: *Continues staring with a huge grin on his face*
Arkansas: *Blushing* STOP IT!
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Gov: Ya know I don't think I'm that good at this governing thing.
D.C: Ya think?
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Texas: *Says something mildly offensive*
Cali: Now listen here you son of a bitch. YOU RATED YOUR STATE ONE STAR!! SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Bai bai :)
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
