NY: *Teleports into the Northeast meeting room* Alright you facks. Let's get this over with I-... WHAT THE FACK? WHY THE FACK ARE YOU ALL DRESSED LIKE ME?!
Jersey York: AAHHH I'M WALKIN' HERE!!
Tiny York/RI: MY PIZZA IS THE BEST BECAUSE I SAID SO!!
Masshole York: WHAT THE FACK IS A CROSSWALK?!
Nutty York: I'M MORE THAN JUST A FACKIN' CITY!! FACK YOU!
Lobster York: NO FACK YOU!!
New York: GUYS THE FACK?! I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!!
Philly York: GuYs ThE fAcK?! i DoN't TaLk LiKe ThAt!!
Ham York: I FACKING HATE YOU GUYS!
Mont York: WE SHOULD ALL EAT HOT DOGS ON THE 4TH OF JULY OR I MURDER YA!!
New York: YOU FACKIN-
Jersey York: GRAMS!! YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND FROM FLORIDA!! HE'S GONNA HURT YA!!
Nutty York: Awww! That's actually really sweet yorkie!
New York: I FACKIN HATE YOU ALL!! *Teleports away*
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Texas: *Has his finger really close to Cali's cheek but isn't fully touching him*
Cali: GOV!! TEXAS IS TOUCHING ME!!
Texas: NO I'M NOT!
Cali: YES YOU ARE!
Texas & Cali: GOOOV-
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Movie: *Has some sexy time scene in it*
Texas: *Screams and covers Kentucky's eyes*
Tucky: WHAT THE FUCK TEXAS?!
Mississippi: FAST FORWARD!! FAST FORWARD-
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Arizona: We all know Utah is the Dilf in this house. Like if we had the chance each of us would want of piece of his ass.
Nevada: True. Heard he's good too-
Utah: Guys...
Ari & Nevada: Oh hi there Utah! Wait...
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Alabama: Who needs *cornhub* when you have the homies Instagram.
Virginia: Wut-
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Japan: I AM SICK OF CALIFORNIAN SUSHI ROLLS!! THEY ARE NOT REAL AUTHENTIC SUSHI AND WILL NEVER BE AS LONG AS I EXIST!!
Everyone else in the world meeting: :O
China: Ya know I like hate you and all... But... Are you okay? Like actually??
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Maryland: I think sometimes. You get a bit... Too aggressive.
Massachusetts: *Covered in blood after some dude looked at him wrong* No clue whatever the fuck you're talking about.
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Ohio: Take. It. OFF.
Michigan: *Wearing an Ohio isn't a real shirt* I. Would. Rather. Die.
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Missouri: I'm just saying, murder should be legal.
Kellogg: And why the hell would you say that??
Missouri: *Slowly looks at Kansas then back at him* No... Reason...
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Socal: ITS MY WATER AND I NEED IT NOW!!
Norcal: ITS MY WATER AND I NEED IT NOW!!
Cali: SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Oklahoma: Ya know. Life sucks-
Iowa: Bro. For real tho.
*Cue some Tornado in the distance doing tornado things as they watch*
Iowa: I'm calling him Leo.
Oklahoma: Really? Seems more like a Bertha to me.
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Oregon: You did what...?
Idaho: I bought an umbrella so we won't get wet!!
Oregon: YOU NEED TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION FOR WASHINGTON! HE'LL HATE IT!!
Idaho: But... It's got tiny sharks on it... :C
Oregon: Really pretty sharks dear but he hates umbrellas.
Idaho: Even the pretty ones?
Oregon: Even the pretty ones.
Idaho: D:
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FBI: Here's 15 bucks.
CDC: You will find Jimmy.
FBI: Thanks. :)
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PA: Don't you hate it when people breathe?
Lil' Gov: Do... Do you hate it when I breathe? :C
PA: *Sighs* No sweetheart. Keep breathing over there.
Lil' Gov: :)
Geo: Aww, that's very sweet of you Penny.
PA: I will rip out your peach-filled stomach with my bear fucking hands if you say anything about what just happened to anyone. Understand?
Geo: Yes sir-
PA: Good Boy.
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Montana: Guys. I have a confession.
Michigan: Well what is it?
Wisconsin: Yeah we have a gator play date to get to. >:C
Montana: I killed a man.
North Dakota: No one gives a shit.
South Dakota: We've all done it by now right?
Ohio: Think so.
Minnesota: I haven't...?
Nebraska: Because you're a pussy.
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Mets: You can't keep dancing on national TV.
Savannah Bananas: You're wrong. I also win games in kilts-
(True story, they did win a game in kilts. I love them.)
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Austin and Texas: *Agree*
The world: *Panik*
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Bai bai-
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FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
