Geo: Please say the thing...
PA: Fucking- Fine... Keep my wife's name out yo fucking mouth.
Geo: *Kisses him* Thank you. :)
PA: I hate you.
Geo: No you don't-
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Nutty buddy: What have you done-?!
Florida: *Who drew an among us character with large tits for the memes* Maybe Spain was right when he said I would never amount to anything...
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NY: *Having his own little moment in the corner of the room while he listens to Hamilton*
DC: *Getting progressively more concerned because he hasn't left that spot in the living room for over an hour*
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New Jersey: I don't have a brother.
Central New Jersey: I fucking hate it here-
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Philly: *Crying in a corner*
NYC: IN WEST PHILADELPHIA!
Denver: BORN AND RAISED! ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS!
Philly: I WILL PAY YOU TO FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT!!
Richmond: Will as in... Will Smith?
Philly: *Sobbing even harder* BITCH AS HOE-
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Central California: You're so tiny it's adorable!
CNJ: You're lucky you're hot.
CC: What-
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Nutty Buddy: What did Vermont do this time...
NY: He uh. Blew up a school bus.
Nutty Buddy: WHA- WHY?!
Vermont: Because... Uh. Reasons.
Nutty Buddy: SO SHARE THEM DUMBASS-
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Savannah: I don't see what the big deal is.
Miami: Why is there a FUCKING DEMON STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU?!
Savannah: First of all. He has a name. Michael (Sam's son) here was stopping for a visit. Treat my guest with some fucking respect.
Miami: Sorry-
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Dallas: I probably won't ever find love.
Savannah: *exists*
Dallas: Holy fucking hell-
Houston: I told you dip shit.
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San Francisco: Hi!!
NYC: *Gay panicking* Fuck off-
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Cali: How... And why?
Utah: *Clinging to the healing because he saw a rat run by* Help...
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Bai bai-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
