Statehouse stuff again :)

Ohio = Wholesome

Ohio & Alabama: *Watching some spooky movie*

Ohio: *insert fake scream* It's so scary!! *Clings to his arm*

Alabama: Wait... Didn't you watch this a few weeks ago?

Ohio: M-maybe-

Alabama: If you wanted to snuggle you could have just said so dear.

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D.C: I could really use some chocolate right now. 

IDC: Oh I have some!

D.C: You... hate candy...?

IDC: But you don't. *Hands him a chocolate bar*

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Alaska: I just imagined one of my dogs on a date and the other person goes, "I like bad boys. Are you a bad boy?" And then one of them says "This isn't going to work." And I've never felt happier.

Arizona: That's just a sign you're a furry.

Alaska: WhAt-

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Coco: Technically it takes sunlight to turn someone into a werewolf. Due to the moon reflecting light from the sun. 

Connecticut: I didn't even know you knew that...

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Kentucky: How do you know when it's time to take care of yourself?

Geo: Simple.

Geo: If I think everyone hates me, I go nap. If I hate everyone, I go eat. If I start hating myself, I take a warm bath. 

Kentucky: Y-You... sleep... all the time...

Geo: Exactly. :)

Kentucky: Are you ok-

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IDC: Can you two take of those candy necklaces!? We're going to a world meeting!

Gov: Respect the drip, Karen.

D.C: *Really intense noming* :D

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Arkansas: What if dragons were actually insecure about their weight when they read about themselves in stories...

Missouri: That makes me sad please stop-

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Gov: Every non-binary awareness week I walk up to all the non-binary people I know and tell them really aggressively I am aware of you and think you're neat.

District: Dude. THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!

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Michigan: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU! *Colds your summers* 

Flint: FATHER WHY-

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Jeremy: *Before he got assigned delivering to the statehouse* 

Jeremy: I have a baked sausage pizza someone asked for.

Random lady: Oh I did but I don't have any money~

Jeremy: Why the hell did you order a pizza? *leaves*

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Ohio: I wanna go to the beach! *Walks outside*

Ohio: FuCk- It's snowing. :C

Ohio: *Goes back inside and the snow stops*

Ohio: YAY! *Walks back outside and it starts raining* 

Ohio: FUCK YOU NATURE!

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Michigan & Ohio: Give me one solid reason why we should get along?

Alabama: Indiana

Ohio: Deal.

Michigan: Ok fine.

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West Virginia: I'm in the mood for something

Virginia: What's that?

West: Y o u r d e a t h

Kentucky: I can second that

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No Nut November is almost over bois, congrats on those who made it. And there's always next year to our fallen comrades. :D