Geo: *Asleep in his room*
Tucky: *Kicks down his door* DO NOT DRINK PEE!!
Geo: KENTUCKY WHAT THE FUCK-?
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Alaska: *Yawns*
Hawaii: Must be tiring looking that pretty all day.
Alaska: *Flustered* Wha-
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Wyoming: *Writing swear words in several different languages for no real reason so he can hang it up on the fridge door and blame Colorado*
DC: That's the chaotic shit I like in a man-
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Bills: We have to talk Mets because this is getting out of hand...
Mets: *Surrounded by stolen shit* What are you talking about?
Giants: YOU HAVE A GREEN M&M FUCKING STATUE FROM A RITE AID!! YOU CAN NOT JUST KEEP TAKING SHIT!
Mets: BUT SHE'S HOT!
Bills: WHAT THE FUCK-? THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER-
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Houston: I'm gonna beat the fucking shit outta you.
New Orleans: Yeah that's cute. I could just rearrange every whole in your face tho.
Houston: HA- GO AHEAD AND FUCKING-
Miami: *Standing behind NO glaring at him*
NO: *Staring at Miami* Ya know what. Nevermind...
Miami: :)
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Idaho: *Falls down the stairs, gets up and then starts apologizing to the stairs*
Oregon: What a fucking idiot. *Slowly takes out a wedding ring* My fucking idiot-
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PA: Listen to me Mass. NOT. EVERYTHING. IS. A. MASSACRE.
Mass:...I massacred 17 people in 1969...
Mary: What-
PA: Well there's an example of one!
Vermont: Haha. Funny numbers.
Mass: FuNnY nUmBeRs! :D
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NJ: Life would be so much better if I could just nuke the entire state of New York.
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Michigan: I feel alright, but... There's this one issue...
Indian: What is it?
Michigan: *Slowly turns his head to Detroit, who is just dancing around a bunch of dead bodies*
Michigan: That.
Indiana: Ope-
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Utah: I can't find my tie have you seen... It...?
Brayden: *Who has Hayden in a headlock for the last slice of pizza* Hi... Dad...
Hayden: Uhh... I think mom is washing it.
Utah: T..thanks kids.. *Runs off*
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Rayden: *Repeatedly punching a lemon*
Jaxon: *Sobbing because he's punching the lemon*
Ilithiya: *Confused*
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Dallas: *Holding Savannah's hand* Do you know how much I love you, Sav?
Savannah: Aww Dally, of course, I do! You know I love you too! You're my best friend!
Miami: I'm gonna lose my shit if they don't kiss.
Houston: Same.
Dallas: What?
Miami & Houston: Nothin'.
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Alaska's Aunt & Hawaii's aunt: *Casually becomes besties*
Alaska: :O
Hawaii: :O
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Mass: *Sneaks up behind London to scare him* BOO!!
London: *Screams and puts a knife to his throat*
Mass: Dude... Does... Does this happen often?
London: I mean... I was robbed twice on my way here. Once outside a restaurant, I stopped at to eat. And then again inside the airport.
Mass: Bro the fuck-
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Department of Education: People who don't drink and deal with Florida amaze me.
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Miami: So what's the gender today bro?
Tallahassee: Feelin' pretty feminine today bro
Miami: That's cool gurl. Ya hungry?
Tallahassee: Yeah! What you got bro?
Miami: *Hands her someone's decapitated head*
Tallahassee: Ah my favorite!
Miami: Dad made a ton of face pancakes and I took this one before he cooked it-
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DC: I may be attracted to the criminally insane but!
IDC: But what-
DC: So are you. Quit judging me- *Crying*
Micheal: *Remember the local therapist?* Uh-
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Idk-
Bai bai.
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