Ohio & Michigan: *Drunkenly hugging each other while crying and screaming at the dishes in the sink*
Wisconsin: *Also Drunk* Weirdos-
Minnesota: *Wheeze*
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DC: Hold the fuck up. I'm the fuck up. Please hold me-
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Mother Nature: I you don't have anything nice to say fucking say it. I love talking shit-
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FBI: *Holding a spider* Look.
CDC: No...
FBI: Please?
CDC: No.
FBI: Please?
CDC: No.
FBI: Please?
CDC: No-
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Coco: *Giggles* Connecticut has no idea how high I am!
Nutmeg: *Literally right next to him* WHAT-
Coco: Shit sorry- *Turns to a clock* Nutmeg has no idea how high I am-
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Gov: *Throwing up*
District: *Who added peanuts into the dinner knowing he was allergic* :)
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Cali: So how do your friends feel about you having two dads?
L.A: None of them care too much. Mostly upset that I'm immune to "Yo mama" jokes.
NYC: *Jumps in through a window*
NYC: YO MAMA SO UGLY YOUR DAD GOT A HUSBAND- *Jumps back out of window*
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Florida: *After PA found out he gets paid to do NSFW artwork* I SWEAR I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE-
PA: Is it good money tho?
Florida: *Insert the Rock eyebrow raise*
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Kentucky: I said not to bother my ex! What have you done?! WHY ARE YOU COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN BLOOD?!
West: *Hides knife behind his back* Oh... YOU SAID NOT TO-
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Germany: *Makes a joke about invading France*
France: Bitch. The fuck-
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Bai bai-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
