DC: You can't keep jaywalking Yorkie.
NY: Missed me with that gay shit-
DC: WHAT IS GAY ABOUT FOLLOWING THE DAMN LAW?!
NY: You're the law. And you're gay.
DC: . . .
Cali: Aren't you-
NY: This shit is not about me.
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Russia: *Offers to sell Alaska to Liechtenstein*
Liechtenstein: *Visibly confused* Wha-
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Netherlands: What's wrong baby?
Nutty buddy: FATHER- *Sighs* Can you please stop calling me that?
Netherlands: But you'll always be my lil' baby boy who used to fight random kids in fields!
Jamaica: You did what now...?
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Mass: So... Got any cereal for us?
Rhode Island: *In tears and in a leprechaun costume* Shut up-
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Netherlands: *Pulls NJ into a hug* Hello son!
NJ: *Slowly hugs back, confused* Hello...?
Netherlands: :)
Jamaica: Sorry he's pretty high right now...
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Alaska: *Intense running*
Moscow: *Running after him* COME BACK-
Alaska: NO!!
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Nebraska: You look really nice today! :)
Missouri: *Gay panics* Fuck you-
Nebraska: ,:C
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PA: Full. Give. Us. The. Damn. State.
Florida: *Holding Rhode hostage* Not until I get financial benefits. I want 50 bucks from each of you.
NJ: Lower the price. We all know Rhode is not worth 50 bucks.
Rhode: BITCH-
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CDC: Uncle Gov. What's that?
Gov: *Holding a cat* Don't tell your father and aunt, please.
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District: I am destined to be a state!
Gov: Ha- no.
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New Mexico: Wow. That was shit.
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Southie: *Kisses NJ*
NJ: *Gay panics and punches him in the face*
Southie: FUCK-
NJ: SORRY!!
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Satanic Temple: I like this kid.
Illinois: *On his way to beat the shit out of Texas because he needs to respect women*
IDC: Honey no...
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I need motivation oml-
Idk. Bai bai.
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Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
