Savannah: I think Dally might like me. I dunno... Maybe he's just being friendly!
Atlanta: God I hate how dumb YOU FUCKING ARE! IT TOOK YOU DAMN 2022 TO REALIZE THIS SHIT- *Choking him*
Savannah: *Screaming*
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N.Y: Son please stop! YOU'RE NOT A GOD DAMN 1940'S INVESTIGATOR!
NYC: Beat it toots, these streets aren't what they used to be. *Lowers fedora*
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Texas: I have a lot of trauma... I KNOW! I'M GONNA PROFIT OFF OF ALL SIX COUNTRIES THAT USED TO OWN ME!
Illinois: Dude... you're really messed up. What's wrong with you?
Texas: My parents used to punish me severely. *Proceeds to make Six Flags Amusement parks*
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Georgia: *Sleep*
Virginia: WAKE UP BITCH!! *Takes out a water gun and just shoots him*
Geo: *Reaches under his bed and grabs a rifle*
Virginia: Oh shit. *Runs away*
Geo: COME HERE YOU SON OF A FUCK-
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Nutty buddy: Hey mass. Did you eat my chips?
Mass: ...No...
Nutty buddy: Funny. Because Coco said you did.
Mass: Well he's a liar.
Nutty buddy: JUST ADMIT YOU ATE THEM!!
Mass: NO!
Nutty Buddy: WHY?!
Mass: BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!
Nutty Buddy: YOU'RE THE REASON DAD LEFT US!!
Mass: That was mean... :C
Nutty buddy: Fine, I'll buy you dunkies later.
Mass: Yay-
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Oklahoma: You seem uncomfortable. Do I make you nervous, Saw?
Arkansas: *Gay panicking* Yes-
Oklahoma: *Also gay panicking now* Oh... uh-
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Boston: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR KITCHEN SAVANNAH!?
Savannah: Oh... Well, I guess it's about that time, this is Sam. My sleep paralysis demon. He's haunted me since I was born.
Philly: If he's your demon. HOW COME WE CAN SEE HIM TOO?!
Savannah: Umm... Let's just leave-
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Bai bai
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
