Illinois: *Holding a red gummy bear* IS THIS WHAT YOU WANNA HAVE RIGHTS TEXAS?!
Texas: *Scared shaking and avoiding eye contact*
Illinois: LOOK AT ME TEXAS!! RIGHT NOW!!
Texas: *Turns to look at him*
Illinois: *Eats the gummy bear*
Texas: *Confused screaming*
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Mississippi: My boyfriend may be scary sometimes but like... *Turns to CDC, who's choking FBI*
Mississippi: I love him so much... *Staring at CDC with a really dumb love-struck look*
Alabama: Ok bro. We gotta talk-
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CIA: I can totally beat you up.
FBI: You have no experience in fighting whatsoever-
CIA: Shhhh. I can.
Military: It's my job to save your ass whenever something happens tho-
CIA: Shut up.
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Southie: Your grandmother's prayers were wasted on you.
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NY: *Hugging a giant stuffed rat* I feel at peace with the world.
Cali: We're in the middle of a damn Walmart let it go. We're not buying it.
NY: FUCK OFF SHE'S COMING HOME WITH ME TONIGHT!!
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(Sometime in the 1800s-)
PA: *Walks into his office* What... The fuck...
Kentucky: *Laying on his desk with a rose in his mouth* Hello-
PA: *Slams the door of his office closed and walks home*
Kentucky: . . .
Geo: *Walks into the room holding a bunch of flowers* Told you that wouldn't work.
Kentucky: Shut up-
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Alaska: *Crying happy tears as his pets make reality disappear with their existence*
Gov: Can I join -?
Alaska: NO FUCK OFF!! THE FLUFF IS MINE!!
Gov: :C
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The world: *On fire*
Coco: *Stacking a bunch of toads on top of each other*
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West: I don't understand... So... You don't hate me?
Virginia: *Nods*
West: But ya don't like me either?
Virginia: *Nods again*
West: Then what am I to you?
Virginia: Ohio. I hate it. But it's not going anywhere. So I tolerate it.
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PA: We need to discuss the elephant in the room.
NJ: Rude to talk about New York like that but I'm here for it!
NY: Bitch-
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Texas: *Puts a really tiny cowboy hat on his middle finger* Texan birds flying high...
Cali: *Just wondering how he fell in love with him silently*
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
