Statehouse stuff again :)

Magic Thread Gal

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Anyway. That has nothing to do with anything don't worry about it.

I'm like 5 mentally.

This was a statehumans request from Demxn_TearsRBLX

TW: Choking and death is mentioned but it doesn't happen it will make sense when you read it I swear no one died.

So uh. I hope you enjoy it! :D

Vermont wandered around outside of the Statehouse. Mostly because NY pissed her the fuck off again! He is so annoying! God, she hated that fucker. So pretentious and such a dick.

The Green Mountain State hoped a bit of fresh air would relax her enough so she could step inside again. Without murdering her brother. Even though the idea does sound nightly appealing.

She could probably make it quick too! Vermont picked up a small stone, maybe stoning him to death would be nice- wait what's that?

The state noticed some, red-ish-looking thread slowly float to the ground. Confused,  she walked towards it and bent down to examine it. "Well... That's... Odd. Like Florida level odd." She mumbled, picking the soft thread. She smiled, "We'll aren't you a lovely find..." She could probably turn this into a nice bow for the crocheted frog in her bedroom! Oh, William would love it! She'd had to clean it first, it is a bit dirty...

Suddenly she shivered as a wave of shock came over her. She squeezed her blue eyes shut until they went away not a second after. When she opened them the thread had vanished from her hands and wrapped around her neck, as a small bow. "What in the mother fucking hell?!" She yelped, attempting several times to take it off. That was until it wrapped two of its ends around her arms to stop her.

It did let her go eventually. But ow Vermont was really freaked out. She ran inside, ignoring Virginia who yelled at her for not doing the dishes, and sped to her room. "Oh shit... Shit!" She whisper yelled. "Listen ya fuckin.. Thing... You can't just stay on me forever! Don't you have like a uhhh... Thread family to take care of?" She asked it, then she felt stupid talking to an object that can't speak back.

The ribbon extended one of its free ends and grabbed a pen from her desk and scribbled something in a sketchbook. She slowly walked over to the desk to read whatever it wrote. Hoping this was some dream and she'd wake up after reading this.

"Hi, I'm Red. And no I do not have a 'family' and I don't know what exactly that is. But you seem nice, so you're my host now!"

Vermont screamed and fell onto the floor with a loud thump. The ribbon helped her up quickly. Then she heard a knock at her door. "Yo, dipshit you ok?" New Hampshire yelled.

"Uuhhh... Yeah..."

"Are you sure?" Vermont looked down at the ribbon. It took all her strength to not say she wasn't ok. They didn't need to know about whatever Red was. At least not until it becomes a problem.

"Yeah, I'm fine! Fuck off!!"

"Fuck you!" NH huffed, "And do the fucking dishes because I swear to God if I have to eat Cereal with a fucking fork one more time-!"

"I'll get to it!" Vermont yelled, slamming her door open and walking down the stairs. "So aggravating..." She groaned. Once she entered the kitchen she threw on some of DC's disposable gloves, which he mostly used if there was a plumbing issue, and got to work.

Red, feeling the need to help its new host, followed her movements; grabbing a sponge off the counter and scrubbing a plate too. Maine just so happened to enter the kitchen before Vermont could get it to stop.

"Holy shit! Why the fuck do you have that?!" He yelled. "Get it out! That's not normal!"

"We're literally talking, walking, and breathing areas of land! We are not that normal either! And I tried! It won't come off!" Vermont replied we don't speak of the fourth wall breaks. I got some duct tape. We should be fine.

Maine insisted on trying to rip the thread off since clearly, his sister was incapable of doing it. He grabbed a pair of scissors and attempted to cut Red, who responded by wrapping his free ends around his neck and starting to choke him...

It was kinda deserved though.

"What the fuck Red! Knock it off!" She yelled, the ribbon did as its host instructed and let go of the other state. Maine was left a wheezing mess on the floor as he tried to retrieve the lost air.

"I... Hate... That damn... Thing. He huffed, it took him a few seconds before he could actually get off the ground. "I'm telling... Dad."

"I'll pay you 100 bucks to not tell him or anyone!" Maine raised a brow at his sister's request.

"Throw a couple of lobsters and you have yourself a deal." He said, with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face. Vermont sighed and nodded, reaching into her pocket to hand him the money. "I want my lobsters by Friday~" He purred, before taking his money and running off.

Vermont looked down at Red and glared at it.

She just got it and it already almost killed someone. 

AND IT WASN'T EVEN NEW YORK! WHAT THE FUCK-

That's uhh. That's the bit too-

Bai bai folks.