Florida: *Tells a sex joke*
Utah: *Tells an even dirtier sex joke*
The States: :O
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Houston: Nice place you have here Savannah!
Savannah: Thanks!
Hallway: *Really loud pained growl*
Miami: *Jumps in Houston's arms* WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Savannah: Oh Sam ate some bad eggs and hasn't been feeling too well. He's been in the restroom since this morning.
Dallas: W H O-?
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Michigan: :)
Ohio: Hey. Hey. Hey. Dude-
Michigan: What. Do. You. Want...?
Wisconsin: *Hugs him*
Michigan: *Sobbing*
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Alaska: So...
DC: Son what did you do-
Texas: *High pitched screaming*
Alaska: I threw him out a window for bugging me.
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Rhode: *Wakes up with the sudden urge to write angst*
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Nebraska: So. What's this?
Missouri: *Teaching him how to use the Internet* That's Reddit. We don't go there.
Nebraska: Why?
Missouri: *Hardcore r/countryhumanscringe flashbacks* Just... Don't.
Nebraska: Ok! :)
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Texas: All hail Beyonce...
The rest of his cities: All hail Beyonce! *Bowing in front of a photo of her with Texas*
Illinois: *Who walked in on it all* What... The shit... Is this?
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Indiana: I can explain!
PA: Why are you in a corn costume??
Indiana: *Crying* IT'S WHO I FUCKIN AM-
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Kentucky: Make out with me.
Georgia: It's my nap time sorry, naps before ass claps.
Virginia: Sayings to live by.
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Gov: *Crying on the floor*
DC: *Who reminded him he's dating Florida and Louie*
Gov: I WANTED GOOD THINGS FOR YOU COUSIN-
DC: Dude. What the hell.
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Wisconsin: *Says a dad pun*
Kentucky: *Retaliates with his own dad pun*
Wisconsin: >:C
Kentucky: >:C
Tenn: I have a bad feeling about this-
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Bai bai :)
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