Sacramento: *Talking about L.A* WANNA LOOK HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE EAYE AND TELL HIM WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN, FOUR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE-LICKING, DIRT-EATING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOOD-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, DICKLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, BUG-EYED, STIFF-LEGGED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED, SACK OF MONKEY SHIT HE IS!
California: :O
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Michigan: Ohio I'm gonna fuck your mom and give her a child she actually loves.
The entire midwest: :O
Ohio: JOKES ON YOU MY MOM IS DEAD!
Michigan: *Grins* That's not stopping me...
Ohio: You sick son of a bitch-
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*At a wedding in the 1700's*
UK: *Points at the bride* Thats gonna be you next.
Virginia: What-
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*At a funeral*
Virginia: Thats gonna be you next! :)
UK: You horrid child-
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Southie: What's that
N.J: *Struggling to reach the cookie jar*
Southie: Oh it's a short person.
N.J: Shut the fuck up.
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D.C: WOOOOOO NOBODY GIVES A SHI-
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Houston: Miami.
Miami: Yes dear what's up?
Houston: *Hugs him* Sad.
Austin: They're being wholesome for once-
Dallas: Am I dreaming?!
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Detriot: Welcome to hell on earth *Cue him setting fire to Ohio's car*
Michigan: I just wanna exist man-
Minnesota: You don't have it that bad hun...
Minneapolis: Ha. Losers.
Ohio: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK-
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Coco: Connecticut. Wake up.
Nutmeg: What...?
Coco: I love you. *Kisses his cheek* Goodnight
Nutmeg: It's three in the morning how high are you?
Coco: It's hi, how are you? And I'm well.
Nutmeg: Oh my god-
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Oklahoma: Imagine being gay
Arkansas: I know right? So weird.
The two of them: *Literally snuggling and occasionally kissing each other*
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N.Y: Fuck off everyone I'm taking this. *Grabs Albany and leaves*
NYC: FATHER YOU LEFT ME AGAIN-
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Louisiana: We need a virgin's blood for this to-
Michigan: OHIO CAN YOU COME HERE?
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Gov: I think I did well helping raise the states!
IDC: Who's gonna tell him-
District: I will.
D.C: Don't.
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Florida: *Writing to Santa* Hey Santa, I just wanna let you know I've been naughty this year. And it was worth it you judgmental prick-
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Bai bai.
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Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
