Bills & Falcons: *Sitting on the couch depressed as usual*
Eagles: YOU TWO NEED TO STOP BEING SAD IT'S PARK TIME!
Bills & Falcons: NOOOOOO-
Steelers: I request to go so I can watch Bills suffer.
Texans: Request granted.
Steelers: :)
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D.C: Ya know what's cool London?
London: What?
D.C: Robots.
London: *Thoughts lol* FuCk- Does he know? OF COURSE HE DOES YOU BLOODY IDIOT!
D.C: London??
London: I'M NOT A ROBOT I'M BRITISH!! *Runs away*
D.C: I gotta stop talking to people...
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Ohio: *sleeping*
Ohio: *Wakes up with the sudden urge to burn down Atlanta again*
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Florida: *Trying desperately to convince Georgia eating sand is ok*
Geo: *Who just woke up* what-
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Ohio: *In a dream* NO DON'T
Alabama: *Cuts a shoe in half with a knife and it's a cake*
Ohio: *screaming* OH I BET THIS CHAIR IS A CAKE TOO! *Kicks the chair and it splats onto the floor. Yes. It was a cake*
Alabama: We're all cake. Ohio. *Cuts his arm off and it's a cake*
Ohio: *High pitched screaming*
~~~
Ohio: *Wakes up still screaming*
Indiana: *Wakes up to his screaming and starts screaming*
Alabama: *Wakes up to their screams and starts screaming too*
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Bandit: *Existing peacefully*
Florida: *Coming up behind him with a cucumber*
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NASA: Please. Stop. *Crying*
FBI: *In a hotdog costume, while holding a gun* Just tell me where the ketchup is-
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Nato: Oh- so you're approaching me?
D.C: Why do you have to do this every time I come up to you to ask you something...?
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*POV: Kentucky and his fam staying at Georgia's place for a couple of days*
Geo: Let me show you your rooms! :)
Kentucky: *Slowly bites lip* Is it yours?
Geo: Excuse me??
Virginia: *Bonks Kentucky* Stop talking.
Kentucky: Ok-
West Virginia: *Just happy to be here*
Ok bai bai-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
