Coco: If you say Forwards and Back your mouth moves in those directions
New Mexico: Stop talking.
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Geo: I need to tell y'all something
The rest of the OG 13: What?
Geo: I think I might be a homosexual
Mass: The fuck. We knew that already-
Geo: And addicted to cocaine
Virginia: Excuse me-
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Texas: imagine being in the closet.
Oklahoma: What are you talking about?
Texas: Nothin'
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Rhode Island: Well Russia I hide a dark secret none of the other states will find out because of my small and adorable size!!
Russia: *giggling* What is it?
Rhode: Sometimes I imagine running over states with my car. Or pushing them off a cliff.
Russia: I like this one :)
Germany: What the hell-
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Alaska: Don't do anything stupid.
Mass: ok.
Florida: Alright.
Alaska: Thanks. *Walks into ballet practice*
Mass: Wanna do something stupid anyway?
Florida: You know me so well.
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PA: *Intense chocolate-eating*
Maryland: You not gonna stop him?
Georgia: I'm not losing an arm today
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Lil' Alabama: Note to self don't be gay.
Modern Alabama: I think I fucked up my plan-
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Indians: *Holding another wine bottle* Attempt two at trying wine. Now let's drink some-
Michigan: *shots the bottle*
Indiana: *sobbing*
Michigan; Protect the children. :)
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Kentucky: I have this gun here.
West Virginia: Yeah?
Kentucky: And Virginia is over there...
West: Mhm...?
Kentucky: Target practice-
West: NO!!
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Ohio: *Kisses West on the cheek*
PA: Dude you missed his lips.
West: PA it's a friendship kiss.
Ohio: Yeah >:C
PA: I hate everything about all of you
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Bai bai :D
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Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
