Alabama: *Doing some laundry and opens the dryer*
Florida: *Sitting inside crying* Close the door step bro. I ain't in the mood.
Alabama: *Closes the door and turns on the dryer then leaves*
Florida: *High pitched screaming*
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Geo: *In a dream panicking about meeting Tucky's parents*
Tucky: Daddy Andy. This is Georgia, my boyfriend!
Geo: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! HE'S YOUR DAD-
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Geo: *Visibility confused in his sleep*
Tucky: *Also confused on why he's so confused*
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NYC: HeY bAbY gIrL- *Proceeds to start choking on spit*
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Florida: *Jokingly makes comments about Louie's mom being hot*
Louie: *Intense flashbacks to the nightmare he had about them getting married*
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DC: *Breaks pasta noodles so they fit in the pot*
Rome: THIS SON OF A BITCH DID NOT-
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IDC: Gov we need to talk.
Gov: *Surrounded by cats* What?
IDC: You cannot keep bringing home different animals you find on the street.
Gov: *Picks up one of the cats* Mr. Speckles says otherwise.
IDC: YOU CAN'T KEEP NAMING THEM EITHER-
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Nato: Sorry Ukraine we can't fight with you-
Ukraine: Man say less. *Takes out a shotgun*
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NY: *Punches Tennessee in the stomach*
Geo: Why was that kinda hot-
Mississippi: Father. What?
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Athens (G): I have a question for you and that Hercules movie.
Cali: What?
Athens: Hades was the only one to treat his wife right, despite technically kidnapping her but was given permission by Zeus. Zeus said he could marry her but was worried her mom wouldn't approve. Which he was correct about and the world almost died. So why do you portray Zeus as the good guy?
Cali: I-I uh... Well-
Sparta: CAN YOU STOP FACT CHECKING PEOPLE EVERYONE EVERY FIVE SECONDS? IT'S PISSING ME OFF-
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PA: Why is everyone suddenly acting like war isn't Europe's thing? WW1? WW2? Hello-
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Argentina: *During WW2* I just spoke to this German guy with a weird mustache. I think he's pretty new here.
Buenos Aires: (The capital) Wait. Was it rectangular?
Argentina: Yeah?
BA: HOLY SHIT DAD-
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CDC: Why are you calling me right now? I'm at work! *Actually with Mississippi snuggling*
FBI: You know I can see you through your phone right?
CDC: Oh really? See this shit. *Tosses it out the window*
Mississippi: What the hell-
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EU: How can we help?
Ukraine: Send dudes
EU: You mean nudes?
Ukraine: No I'm in a fight. I need more men-
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Mass: *Explaining how the death of Harambee led to the Russian invasion of Ukraine*
Maryland: *Hearing him out because he loves him*
PA: *Wondering why all the beetles got their mustaches at around the same time*
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Indiana: Tell me the truth I can take it!
Michigan: Elephants can't jump.
Indiana: *Struggling not to cry*
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Bai bai-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again :)
FanfictionLil' Note here I don't wish to offend anyone. And if you want to check out me other books. I ain't ya mom tho so you don't have to-
